CaptBojangles18

captbojangles18


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They need more respect 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
They all hav sex with illegals?
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They need more respect 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Who the hell shames construction workers?
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Health potion 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Video game logic
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Amorphophallus Titanium, one of the largest flower in the world 8 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
If that really is it's name, I love it
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SPOOK 9 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Yeah... I'm gonna go ahead and speak on behalf of every single white person except those 5...
What the f... That's one of the more disgusting things I've seen, and I've been in the room for the birth of both of my kids...
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Euphrynichus amanica. The Whipspider. 100% harmless to humans 13 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks this requires a flamethrower?
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It's true I tried it today 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
All joking aside, except for extremely powerful cars (like say 500+hp) the brakes are waaaay more powerful than the engine. So you'll come to a stop, and if you're in an automatic transmission, you'll just overheat and damage the transmission.
I say "just" because if anyone remembers several years ago the Toyota unintended acceleration problem where the throttle got stuck open, the simple solution would have been to just use the brakes and let the engine rev...
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My gamer senses are tingling 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
I heard the zelda secret jingle when I saw this...
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Probably one of the most 'alien-like' species, the ribbon worm 10 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Gah!
Killitkillitkillitkillit!
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A plane parting clouds with its wingtip vortices 7 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
It's very similar to the b-52, but with turboprops instead of jets
Well, hasta la vista Susan 7 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
That sounds too intentionally rage inducing to be true... But divorce law is quite supid at times...
Source?
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Top ten most alchoholic drinks 21 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
I just drink gasoline...
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You ever fall down the Rabbit hole. You look for one thing and hours later you are here. 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
It's a good thing you're not a big fan guy, or this would be reeeeallyyy difficult
Is this the face of a sad man? 13 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Geez Homer, I thought a man with two wives would be happy...
So nostalgic. I feel so old 7 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
What the hell does "yeet" mean?
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Chris Evans looking the Olsen twins 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Man... 15 year old me would never believe I'm about to say this, but...
Boobs are overrated.
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Answer the question first, heather! 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
So wait... Isn't there supposed to be someone on the other track?
As drawn, it's simple. Teleport, pull the lever, save the people.
There's no catch?
What kind of dog is this? 31 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Agree.
That cat is terrified.
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What kind of dog is this? 31 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Have you ever pinched yourself with a binder clip? They hurt and leave marks. Have you ever picked up a kitten? The grip needed to pick up a kitten is noooowhere near the grip provided by a binder clip.
This gif is one step away from animal abuse.
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What kind of dog is this? 31 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
betterthanyou, I appreciate your eloquent and informed argument, but do you have any actual veterinary experience?
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What kind of dog is this? 31 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
There's a big difference between scruffing the cat (what that grip is called) enough to pick it up, and squeezing that skin with the pressure of a binder clip...
Also, most veterinarians that handle mostly dogs don't really know how to properly handle cats.
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What kind of dog is this? 31 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
Those things grip pretty hard...
That is going to seriously hurt that cat...
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Who else wants to live here? 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
I can almost smell this picture...
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Grape agate 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
These looks like eating them would restore 25 Mana...
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Thinnest thing in the world 10 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 years ago
I thought spider silk was orders of magnitude thinner?
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