I really don't understand these memes...

Ok boomer.
Ive replaced two floors, installed a whole home humidifier, replaced stair treads, built a stone patio with a fire pit, made custom shelves for my garage, replaced a garage door, installed a dishwasher, repaired my burnt out electric lawnmower, installed a custom radio in my mx-5, and i do all the regular maintenance on my car...
That said, except for the car stuff, my dad does some pretty impressive work as well, so i don't want to take away from that

I can hear this picture...

Im in this photo and I don't like it

My understanding is the gun itself was fine, it was just the ammo.
Something like the original ammo spec had a certain type of powder, but they were actually provided an ammo with a different type, that had a different burn rate, and didn't like humidity. And it was the new (with the wrong powder) ammo that caused the guns to jam all the time.
Where's @famousone? Im sure he can confirm for us...

Is that not how sex works?

100yrs ago:
Kids these days don't even know how to use a cotton gin!
What are the schools even teaching!

I remember one time i went to a bar, I ordered a blue Hawaiian or something like that, and my wife ordered a beer. When the bartender came back, he handed me the beer and my wife the fruity drink

Ugh..
These just make me feel like an old man...
Whenever I see pics like this, I never think "wow, she's hot" or anything like that....
I only think that if i wanted to see ass, i would just go look at porn. Tight shorts and a pushup bra doesn't make you a good cosplayer. Go put some pants on, and try again.

Uhhh... What about 1999?

I like how "Big Dudes" is capitalized

Does she bring her own plunger?

I don't always have to be at work, but when i do, I can get it to you by the end of the day.
Wow, i had no idea i was that professional...

Ew