S-security!

I mean, it's not impossible that Putin has been stacking bodies since he was the kid's age. Or at least, knows of people who have.

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That's literally the job of security for any world leader. That's how the us president protected

I don't get why they feel the need for such security, Putin ranks higher than Chuck Norris as a black belt, obviously has killed before, been a trained KGB agent, and his "security" feel a little boy would be a danger to him?