It's a pillow adjuster to prevent snoring
https://www.smartnora.com/

*removes shirt* Gibbaaaaaayyy

I got here from the random button

Lemme smash

I need this in my life

We're living in 2017, while Peru's living in 3017

Amazon gift cards, then make profit by selling them for half the price.
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Or something simple, like an Alto Sax.

Crabwalk my dude

When I was in 6th grade, a group of people went up to me during recess and asked me this. I remembered a similar post on a different website, so I told them "元気(genki)" meant "gay" and they ran around saying "hey (person), you're genki!"
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This happened in 2013, so it should give an idea of how old this post is.

I do this at times

Just one papercut is all it takes

I see Doc Hudson passed his technique down to newer generations

I thought this would be a joke about not playing at all because of the nonexistent heartbeat