"If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."

Broken marriage / 10

That's a pretty good amount Americans have of inside them

Three dollars, a paper clip, and a munchie meal from Jack in the Box

Take a nasty shit while ordering food at a drive thru

How much is that in Americans

Human hand's pretty good too

It looks like Goofy as a snail

The real reason for not vaccinating her children

Well now I feel like testing this

But you see, this one's different. It has a better camera AND a longer battery life!

Get hyuck'd

The first one's Fairy Tail, the third one's Rising of the Shield Hero, and I don't know the other two

BEElieve*

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It was actually Facebook that took it down
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Edit: it won't let me post links to it, so here we go back into the olden days, add reddit dot com at the beginning

Man, who would've known that Garfield's birthday was today!