That's a grapefruit.
Ouch.

I'd say a strapless purse would be a bit odd of a trend, but who am I to judge

If you did what the guy who made himself immune to poison did, would this be viable?

It says they have to swap shorts so that their outfits match

Dude on the right is about to tell you the exact train you're on and its history

Nah, I'm gonna scroll past saying yeehoy minoy
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Stonks

I like how this person just straight up scribbled out the text of the last panel

When I get the money to do so, I'm gonna fly to Poland and snap a picture of myself there just so I can say I've been there

no

@hushmenow hush now

I've seen so many posts of these and not once have I found out what happens if you cut them in half

Thanks @saucelol for yoga pants

Oh my god oh fuck Jon Arbuckle's using a vibrator in public oh shit

Executing Order 69

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Please stop, this isn't you