I don’t know how our teachers didn’t notice this in the yearbook. They don’t even

I don’t know how our teachers didn’t notice this in the yearbook. They don’t even go to our school.
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If you shake more than twice...
...I don’t know because I’ve never done it

Dude on the right is about to tell you the exact train you're on and its history

that's called "docking"