I'm reading more of a desperate, silent plea directed at the photographer. Either way, he's certainly made an impression on her...mostly in her right boob.

And yet it is consistently ranked extremely high in all sorts of comparisons such as quality of life, transparency, freedom, democracy, safety, education, economic stability, standard of living, openness to immigration, human rights and many other metrics. It is considered one of the best countries in the world, by the world. So yeah, it's not perfect, it can certainly improve, but there aren't any places that can't and most have got a ways to go to just catch up, including our unfortunate neighbours. Sorry if I don't share your easy pessimistic dismissal of this country, which is much, much more than just a beautiful landscape.

"Come into my parlour", said the spideer to the deerfly.

The bravest of ants...those who carry magnifying glasses.

Christ's day job was as a carpenter, so there's your sawdust connection. Still better than if he was a stable hand, I guess.

Your lack of a spoiler warning has flat out ruined it for me. All my hopes for a pleasant diversion absolutely deflated, though its also my fault for reading to the bottom of the tread.

Clever. That earned an upvolt.

$4 million!?!? Wait until those suckers find out that picture is available on every PC built in the last 20 years...FOR FREE!

Perhaps, but the lack of a revolving door indicates she's still a lady.

I like the expectant mother one.

My wife's parents had a Bernese Mountain dog on their farm. I played with Ike when he was a puppy and looked forward to seeing him everytime we drove down to visit. Seven years later we were all mourning his death due to old age. A wonderful breed, but that 6-8 year shelf life is an absolute deal breaker for me.

It's also an amazing cataract simulator, if your kid presses it on a winter drive. In one moment, your windows go from clear to opaque.