Imagine how dazzling they looked before the hand polished, virtually seamless, white limestone shell was worn and stolen away. Search the-great-pyramid-used-to-be-so-shiny-it-glowed for a peek.

This is a pop quiz with immediate consequences. Choose wisely.

Note to self: Check for cats before performing elaborate poltergeist banishment ritual.

My wife works for an international shipping organization. The company pipeline said their offices at the port were obliterated but the employees had left for the day 20 minutes earlier. Hope they were well on their way home by then.

I can hear the cartoon piano key tink-tink-tink.

Anxiously looking forward to Part 2: How to exhale in public. Please hurry.

The story might be interesting, if it wasn't bullshit. Just search for teenager-sue-parents-naming-gaylord-fact-check/ It was originally posted on World News Daily Report, which has the following disclaimer:
"WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle."

Looks like an unfinished version of Michael Keaton's Batmobile.

Like the Chinese Water Torture, but with a tractor. "Oh no! Here it comes AGAIN!"

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Who's the guy in the hat?

The elf may be fungus, but eventually he'll grow on you. I'll show myself out.

People with a great sense of humour, who find themselves in the role of local TV weathermen, are in a perfect position to exploit their gifts-a built-in audience with the freedom to colour outside the edges, a freedom that the news presenters don't enjoy. Dave Letterman and Pat Sajak are probably the most successful former weathermen, but I remember more than one of our local ones who were kind of a draw because of their shenanigans.

Great way to bring it onboard. If she doesn't die from alcohol poisoning, she'll be decanting that cognac into a wax paper carafe in short order. How elegant!

You're magnificent...A lot

If John Wick used a shoe, this woman would have been the one that taught him how. An instantaneous and seamless assessment, reaction and delivery. They never had a chance.

If you like this image, you can find some interesting day and night walking tours set in Osaka at Wind Walk Travel videos on YouTube. They have multiple walking tours of various neighbourhoods and are a great way to get a sense of the place.

Love that this has become a thing. The animals get some extra stimulation, the zoos get the PR and we get charming images like this.