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You can milk anything with nipples 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Here's another couple of things. Breasts encompass the mammary glands which are modified sweat glands and milk, you know what's coming, lol, is modified sweat. Enjoy your latte.
Cuts down on food cost too 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
It's 2020. Perhaps now is not the best time to be encouraging chickens to develop a taste for flesh.
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That'll do, pig 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Every Tesla in the world has been activated and is now in hunter-killer mode, an ability not mentioned in the brochures.
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You absolute muppet 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Either the best or worst acid trip in history.
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The Windows 10 wallpaper was not CGI, allegedly 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
It can be found on phoneArena in the July 01,2015 posting entitled "Download the stock Windows 10 wallpapers for your tablet or convertible here". First line in the article is "Taking a page from the Apple Watch face efforts, Microsoft used lasers, projectors and camera-mapping to create the new misty logo that you will be seeing in the default Windows 10 wallpaper on your tablet, computer or convertible with the latest OS from Redmond." Highlight quoted text and web search should get you there.(this site won't allow me to post direct links) Cheers.
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I see this every time on my walk home and thought this might be funny 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I can definitely see...why. ;)
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Us  6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Honey, beet sugar, maple syrup and corn syrup could fill the void, at least partially.
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Yes please 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Decades ago, I read a science fiction book where one of the social background aspects was that people had no hangups about things like public nudity but treated the act of eating as if it were defecation-a private act, to be done alone and to experience shame if observed. Who knew the author was prescient. Now bring on the public nudity! Except for masks, of course.
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Grey ready hand-held Camel 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Number 1 Rule on how to succeed. Carefully do your research and with all due diligence, try to pick parents who are filthy rich. It's a game changer.
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Lynda Carter posing with her old framed Wonder Woman costume 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Her 68 year old Amazon genes are certainly working exceptionally well.
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Bought my dream mclaren today. I went to my first job and gave my old manager a ride 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
YouTube has tons of videos of rich guys, who spent hundreds of thousands on cars that they just couldn't handle. Congrats on the financial success that allowed you the opportunity to indulge your dream, the car looks awesome, but I hope you spent a little more on a high performance car driving course, so you and those around you are safe...and you can avoid becoming YouTube famous, lol.
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Chernobyl DNA removal service 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
It's like a magic talisman. "If your DNA, you want to refute, then you must seek out the Elephant's Foot."
Addicting pulsed Lark 8 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
"Years old" works in many situations, but in this context, you're right.
Kyle is an artist 10 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Is no one asking why a feminist would even be in a men's bathroom in the first place, let alone creating an art installation? Isn't the more obvious answer, that it's just some male coworkers busting another's balls by invoking a well known, to both sexes, trigger phrase?
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Addicting pulsed Lark 8 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
years/old*
outnumbered 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Next photo in the series, is the cat, recreating that scene in the Matrix Reloaded, where Neo explodes outward from that pile of Mr. Smiths. Can't wait.
Cuddly cold tiresome Panther 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
This is such a boon for dogs who just want to comfortably guard their pack. That second photo reminded me of our previous dog, who loved sleeping on the balcony outside our front door, 24/7, year round. In winter, he was sometimes completely covered by falling snow, as he lay there on his vigil.
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I'm waiting to bloom 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Has nobody seen the Pod/Face Hugger scene in Alien?!?!?
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The 1958 golden sahara ii 8 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
It comes from a possible future we never experienced.
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Phrasing is everything 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
"She was charged with aggravated assault. He was charged with sexual battery. Now they share the same parole officer. Coming this Fall, Stabby and the Perve."
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You don't want smoke with Smokey 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
13,500 acres burnt down so far. I hope they have some kind of liability insurance. In 2017, another pyrotechnics fueled gender reveal party burnt down 47,000 acres in Arizona and the guy that started it got 5 years probation and owes $8.2 million in restitution. Menthos and Diet Coke might be the way to go in the future.
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I love old photography 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Exposure times of 10-15 minutes were required in early silver halide photos. The "ghost" popped in for a relatively short pose, while the hero on the right, maintained his pose for the entire exposure. Looks like he had good core strength, lol.
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We don’t need your stinking facts 13 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
You know who doesn't give a shit about this law? The US military. They treat the threat of climate change as a reality and spend their construction budgets with an eye towards long term functionality.
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Hello... 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I was concerned about the zipper and fur situation before I realized it was a printed zipper. Carry on.
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Versed disillusioned giddy Badger 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Agreed, but sometimes an older person's last dog, especially if they are older dogs, may need to be removed due to their owner's own age related medical issues.