Lady Michelle Scott's japes were legendary indeed.

Double-faced tape is not just for carpets. Pasties are not just for strippers. Adhesive lined bras are not just...well, yes, they're pretty much only for keeping bras in place. So always remember the 6 P's, Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Not to worry. He's going to shed all that excess weight for his next role, playing Fievel in a live action remake of 1991's An American Tail: Fievel Goes West.

So it's slippery?

Proof that Darwinism doesn't work over 100 year spans.

She's a good mom. Encouragement creates character while coddling creates a momma's Roomba.

@creativedragonbaby I'd never heard of Critical Role prior to this post. Found it on YT on the Geek & Sundry channel and randomly listened to the first 5 minutes of Chapter 4, Attack on the Duergar Warcamp. Seems very entertaining. TY

Just an FYI. When I decided to create this, I set out to share something that I had read in a newspaper column decades ago and found fascinating. In that story, the Romans were chasing the Greeks, or vice versa, and the perused remembered a tale of what had befallen their soldiers a century before, when they had hunkered down in a particular valley. They arranged for their persuers to end up overnighting in the same valley, hoping for a similar fate. In that version, the local honey was created from foxglove nectar and laced with digitalis and the soldiers found the toxic honeycombs by routine foraging. I couldn't find that version, but while researching, I came across deli bal, which might have been the columnist's inspiration. Hey, psychoactive honey, currently on retail, is way more interesting than heart medicine honey anyways. Cheers.

This reminds of video I saw, where comedian, Tom Mabe, recorded himself answering a telemarketer and immediately adopting the persona of a homicide detective, investigating the murder...of Tom Mabe. Pretty funny. https://youtu.be/cIVfrBFc5og

Fuel?CHECK! Ignition source?CHECK! Oxygen?...I'll check!

I prefer a guy who sits on his ass because things went bad over things going bad because of a guy never getting off his ass.

Evidently reincarnated cats still retain their attitude.

Amongst centaurs, this is a very popular costume around Halloween. If you haven't reserved it yet, perhaps you should gallop down to the costume store post-haste.

You'll probably need a scalpel to share the bounty of your harvest with your family.

Viewing timeline: "NOPE!"..."NOPE!"..."NOPE!"..."Ohhhh! Who's a good boy!"

I hope she doesn't have a diary she wants to show us.

@grimreaper I think someone steered you wrong. Nicotine is nicotine...period. There is no "stronger" version. If it had hallucinogenic properties, they could be easily manifested just by upping the dosage, same way beer will get you just as drunk as vodka...if you drink enough of it. Nicotine is an addictive stimulant in low doses and a deadly poison in high. Too much nicotine, delivered over a short period may result in nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, salivation, bradyarrhythmia, and possibly seizures, hypoventilation, and death. Furthermore, it was Columbus who was introduced to tobacco and soon after sailors brought it back to Europe where it quickly spread.

If people who were infectious actually looked like that, there would be no need for masks or even testing. Just a shoot on sight order to vigorously encourage self-quarantine. Pandemic over in 4 weeks.

I would avoid the chair on the left, till after the holidays.

Green little Goblin, wanted Spiderman dead. Misjudged his opponent, had his chest filled with sled.

First thing that came to mind, was that they had better not let, Johnny, from the control tower in the movie, Airplane, anywhere near that extension.