Fun fact. The compressed image of the rainbow-colored house on the right is The Equality House, which is situated across the street from Westboro Baptist Church, an anti-LGBT hate group in Topeka, Kansas. The house was purchased by Aaron Jackson, the founder of nonprofit organization Planting Peace, after he saw a "for sale" sign on a nearby house when looking at the community on Google Earth. He had the house painted in the colors of the rainbow flag, to show support for LGBTQ rights. Maximum troll levels detected, lol.

Meanwhile the littlest Piggy is wee-wee-weeing for his life.

Sounds like BS, but checks out. https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/ice-worm https://archive.seattletimes.com/archive/?date=20060221&slug=iceworms21m

What this great picture fails to show, is that those bulbous toes are covered in hundreds of tiny microscopic hairs called setae. Each seta splits off into hundreds of even smaller bristles called spatulae. Those tufts of tiny hairs get so close to the contours in walls and ceilings that the van der Waals force kicks in. This type of physical bond happens when electrons from the gecko hair molecules and electrons from the wall molecules interact with each other and create an electromagnetic attraction. It is thought that if ALL the spatulae present on a geko's feet could be simultaneously engaged, they could support up to 290 lbs. That's why geckoes can skitter up smooth walls and even traverse ceilings-as long as they aren't Teflon coated, lol. The US Military is trying to use this info to create gecko gloves that will allow soldiers to climb walls. Look out, Spiderman, Geckoman is coming. YT Gecko info: https://youtu.be/7ySPl_WVgvc

You shall not pass!

1984 was supposed to be an allegorical warning, not a How-to manual.

@princessmonstertru good call on the cold air infiltration. It probably doesn't help that they apperantly have their humidity level set at Rain Forest During Monsoon Season.

It's been happening for millennia. A loyal servant, you hitherto dismissed as though useful, but not especially learned, says something so profound, so insightful, that you can never look at them in the same light again. I would just roll with it.

Way too trusting. This must be the same guy that puts up all those lonely gates that have no fencing or walls bracketing them.

On the moon, with 1/6 Earth's gravity, the bottom part of the slinky wouldn't be pulled as far away from the top part, but when released, the top part would fall slower towards the bottom, so it would still take the same 0.3 seconds that it does on Earth to fully compress. That 0.3 second compression time would also occur on a higher gravity planet-spring stretches further, but faster drop of the top section because of the increased gravity.

Soylent Green enters the discussion.

As @ewqua noted, the basic light is available at Ikea, in several sizes. However, if you want it to look like the Death Star, you will have to do a little decorating on the plain whitish lamp. There are several how-to guides on YouTube and Bored Panda. Search for "living room light that looks like the death star" to find the various guides.

Don't beat yourself up, it's not that bad. Sure you can brighten the image of the crapping pooch, but I think the silhouette of the dog is quite artistic.

The website indicated on the card is still active. When you click on the link for their store locations, up pops their one and only remaining brick and mortar, in Bend, Oregon. If you copy and search the address that they provide, you'll find that store is pretty famous. People actually make pilgrimages to it. The rest of the site is one big ad for the Dish Network.

Wow! I honestly thought this was someone passing off a photo as a pencil sketch. Then I checked out "Foj Teflon Art". The artist is amazing.

I can just see their fetish gear, lol, throw pillows and down comforters, frilly dresses and cardigans. Like Donna Reed meets Mister Rogers, and when the action picks up, the more adventurous put on those blankets with sleeves, Snuggies. "It is so soft and luxurious. Now hold my hand, GENTLY!"