@sowhatever beat you to it, 19 hours ago.
https://funsubstance.com/fun/604824/when-the-neighbors-get-a-drum-set/

Lol, not the answer he expected or wanted. There’s the common saying in court room proceedings that a lawyer should never ask a witness a question unless they know the answer. Guess Ted was absent the day they covered that in law school.

Let me preface this by saying I am 100% in support of seatbelt usage. It's just one of those fluke happenings and definitely not an argument against seatbelt usage.
Years ago, my drunk idiot of a friend, was driving his VW bug, when he lost control and struck a tree. He wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was thrown clear of the car, luckily not into traffic. He ended up wearing a full leg cast for the summer but miraculously managed to dodge the steering column, which had pushed his seat into the back of the car. Had he stayed in the car, he probably would have fared a lot worse than a leg injury.

Unsolicited cock pic detected.

The view, as seen from the door, of every intervention.

Coming soon...The opposite of Doctor Who's Tardis.

Members of the Coast Guard: "Bruh, seriously?"

Plot twist: She actually hates her neighbours and knows the only thing worse than listening to incessant drumming, is listening to incessant drumming while nursing a Tequila hangover. Well played, Satan.

"And that kids, is how I started the Great Pandemic of 1955."

Must be a Falcon.

And the only evidence left behind, is one small shell.

Simple explanation. He's seen things. Things that change a dog.

So heading towards the light, is not a hard and fast rule.

Stealth 100

Mane!

Alien would have been an entirely different movie, lol. Kittens as cute little face huggers jumping out of pods and Jonsey, the ship's pet xenomorph, foreshadowing the impending deaths of the crew members. Shower Thoughts.

Most of us don't care about feet, unless they're ours and giving us grief, or someone else's, in need of foot powder. Having said that, I'm sure, the majority of the subset of humanity that has an inordinate fascination with women's feet, might find these to be somewhat uninspiring.

First and foremost, in any discussion concerning Lincoln and his political leanings, it's necessary to examine the Republican platform in the 1860's vs the Democrats of the day and how, over the intervening century and a half, the 2 parties effectively switched platforms. If Lincoln were alive today, there's not a chance in hell he would identify as a Republican or support their political ideology and would be the first to call out Trump.
https://www.livescience.com/34241-democratic-republican-parties-switch-platforms.html