catfluff

catfluff


The resident fluffy and curious cat.
Telegram: @SlagterKatjie

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Accessible ludicrous elaborated 1 comments
catfluff · 5 days ago
*gentle pets*
Previous graceful concerned 1 comments
catfluff · 5 days ago
Purrfect
Is It the Key to Everyone's Hearts? 3 comments
catfluff · 5 days ago
Yoooo thanks Terry
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Push button for snail 3 comments
catfluff · 5 days ago
*snail walks over*
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Hmmm 1 comments
catfluff · 5 days ago
Inject it into my throat-hole
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Kneed to know 7 comments
catfluff · 5 days ago
Oh you fucked up fucked up
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Cape Burrower Scorpion (Opistophthalmus capensis), mildly venomous 1 comments
catfluff · 5 days ago
Huh, a scorpion from my neck of the woods
*pets gently*
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Iron 4 comments
catfluff · 5 days ago
*hides*
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You have been visited by the Money Cat 1 comments
catfluff · 5 weeks ago
Blessings be upon thee!
Meh 2 comments
catfluff · 5 weeks ago
Welcome to South Africa, where we, up until quite recently, had regular power cuts multiple times a day for two hours at a time, called loadshedding. Sometimes it gets bad and it's two 2-hour slots back-to-back, so four hours without power, and sometimes that happens twice a day.
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Perfect box for my CAT 1 comments
catfluff · 5 weeks ago
Ah, home sweet home
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Madly deserted ajar 2 comments
catfluff · 9 weeks ago
Well yeah, I'm not GenZ but it makes sense - am I taking time out of my current job for something that pays barely more than minimum wage? Are you gonna screw me over in some other ways or lowball me? Even a range is fine. Finding out I have to do level 100 tasks for level 1 pay ain't it.
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I mean, "meow-I-am-not-human-meow?"
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I still wonder what this thing is for … emm 1 comments
catfluff · 9 weeks ago
Poopin scoopin
Baggin trashin
Voracious cheerful heartfelt 1 comments
catfluff · 9 weeks ago
We had lecturers beer-pong it out over a geological theory
Colour doggo-ish no-fly 4 comments
catfluff · 9 weeks ago
Very cool stick
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Ill-informed widen enlightened 1 comments
catfluff · 9 weeks ago
Also could just be that
* trauma *
Definition of mood 1 comments
catfluff · 11 weeks ago
He will be baked
We adopted her today. [OC] 3 comments
catfluff · 11 weeks ago
Smol precious bean
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How should I use this thing? 1 comments
catfluff · 11 weeks ago
Ye got it upside down laddy
Cute cat 2 comments
catfluff · 12 weeks ago
Dog peepee stealing the spotlight
They have no idea the horrors they have been saved from 1 comments
catfluff · 12 weeks ago
Was in a meeting once. Went to the bathroom quickly but brought my device (tablet) with me. Was asked to bring up my agenda point just as I was taking the longest loudest piss of my life.
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I thought I had time because two people were supposed to go before me, but the one just said: "no progress", and the other said: "nothing to report on".
Terry Pantses You 2 comments
catfluff · 12 weeks ago
Thanks Terry!
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Walk into a room and see my cat doing literally anything 2 comments
catfluff · 12 weeks ago
@nelson *is wildly innocent*
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