Blessings be upon thee!

Welcome to South Africa, where we, up until quite recently, had regular power cuts multiple times a day for two hours at a time, called loadshedding. Sometimes it gets bad and it's two 2-hour slots back-to-back, so four hours without power, and sometimes that happens twice a day.

Ah, home sweet home

Well yeah, I'm not GenZ but it makes sense - am I taking time out of my current job for something that pays barely more than minimum wage? Are you gonna screw me over in some other ways or lowball me? Even a range is fine. Finding out I have to do level 100 tasks for level 1 pay ain't it.
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I mean, "meow-I-am-not-human-meow?"

Poopin scoopin
Baggin trashin

We had lecturers beer-pong it out over a geological theory

Very cool stick

Also could just be that
* trauma *

He will be baked

Smol precious bean

Ye got it upside down laddy

Was in a meeting once. Went to the bathroom quickly but brought my device (tablet) with me. Was asked to bring up my agenda point just as I was taking the longest loudest piss of my life.
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I thought I had time because two people were supposed to go before me, but the one just said: "no progress", and the other said: "nothing to report on".

Thanks Terry!

What a sweet baby

@nelson *is wildly innocent*

ironic

Woah so cool seeing a snek boi from my area of the world!

Nay-phone you mean

smöl dragon

Moisturised. Unbothered. Flourishing.