catfluff

catfluff

The resident fluffy and curious cat.
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How many chuggas fj? 20 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
I'm on the six train.
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talent 3 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
I think you require a redefinition of somewhat regularly
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Toe beans 3 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Purrfect
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Robin williams joining the cheerleaders team 1980 6 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Simply majestic
Everyone hold real still and say paws 39 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
@cakelover I think we chose the same dog
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Way down we go. 94 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
I heard something about a cat?
Dependent brawny rigid Trump 3 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
@savage_demmigod Ah, I thought I was the only one! Thanks!
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This is how you get zombies 10 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
@xvarnah to uncurious people it would be "that glowy worm that healed dying trench people" because they may probably not read the text, and see a glowing worm and maybe read the first and last part.
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The cat's reaction when she learned she was pregnant 65 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
@shikharizard well.. Yes. It was a very rough human-cat party @aviva, to be honset, I can't even remember the name, people, cats, date, or location.
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As to your cousin - I was apparently the same way, I simply cannot tolerate kids who aren't like us - those kids who insist on screaming constantly, drooling/snotting/vomiting everywhere, and are simply badly disciplined. I HATE children like that to the utmost extent, and their parents.
On medicine, life, and money 15 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
@xvarnah same
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Cameo and reference makes the best combo 5 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Galileo
You really should 12 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
But.. I am the friend with dark humour and uncomfortable - inducing jokes...
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6 month old Marley has the softest smile I've ever seen. I will protect this boi at 3 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Floof snooze cuddle buddle :3
Gottem 6 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Especially of they snot vomit all over you. Eugh.
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You can picture their smiles! 6 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
That's normal, don't stress. Good luck with your honours, what's your thesis on?
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like to find coins today 8 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Ooh, sorry to hear friend.
Cat magic 10 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
The effort is still appreciated, thanks ^^
The cat's reaction when she learned she was pregnant 65 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
@aviva but.. But.. I've been neutered!
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Also, I don't want little balls of wailing, snot-dripping, uncontrollably-excreting,
several-months-late crotch goblins if they are human, thanks.
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Wait a minute 21 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
@parisqeen From what I heard he just had minor injuries luckily, hit no oncoming cars, just went right over and crashed into the ditch on the other side. Basically did a casual-not-so-casual four lane crossover from the top level side to the bottom level ditch, with an sloped island between, but managed to be okay somehow.
We can't even see without being judged for it 4 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Some people also look more attractive from our perspective when we are not wearing glasses, like you Karen.
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Everytime. 1 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Fuxk I'm framing this for my office
Cat magic 10 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
The more rare the more yum
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Preach my dude, preach 15 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Hmm.. That explains the cum stains on my Christmas tinsels, and why they disappeared for a day....
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Mason the feral grumpy cat meets some foster kittens (FeelGoodSubstance) 5 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Aww thanks friendo! I appreciate it :D
Wait a minute 21 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Didn't want to drive at night for long after that, and despite me easily falling asleep in a car, I simply cannot if I'm not driving with someone I trust, and know that they are sober and awake.
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