catfluff
The resident fluffy and curious cat.Telegram: @SlagterKatjie
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How many chuggas fj? 20 comments
catfluff
· 5 years ago
I'm on the six train.
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Everyone hold real still and say paws 39 comments
Dependent brawny rigid Trump 3 comments
This is how you get zombies 10 comments
The cat's reaction when she learned she was pregnant 65 comments
catfluff
· 5 years ago
@shikharizard well.. Yes. It was a very rough human-cat party @aviva, to be honset, I can't even remember the name, people, cats, date, or location.
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As to your cousin - I was apparently the same way, I simply cannot tolerate kids who aren't like us - those kids who insist on screaming constantly, drooling/snotting/vomiting everywhere, and are simply badly disciplined. I HATE children like that to the utmost extent, and their parents.
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As to your cousin - I was apparently the same way, I simply cannot tolerate kids who aren't like us - those kids who insist on screaming constantly, drooling/snotting/vomiting everywhere, and are simply badly disciplined. I HATE children like that to the utmost extent, and their parents.
You really should 12 comments
catfluff
· 5 years ago
But.. I am the friend with dark humour and uncomfortable - inducing jokes...
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You can picture their smiles! 6 comments
catfluff
· 5 years ago
That's normal, don't stress. Good luck with your honours, what's your thesis on?
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The cat's reaction when she learned she was pregnant 65 comments
catfluff
· 5 years ago
@aviva but.. But.. I've been neutered!
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Also, I don't want little balls of wailing, snot-dripping, uncontrollably-excreting,
several-months-late crotch goblins if they are human, thanks.
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*unless they are, in fact, kittens. Then this advert is moot.
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Edited 5 years ago
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Also, I don't want little balls of wailing, snot-dripping, uncontrollably-excreting,
several-months-late crotch goblins if they are human, thanks.
.
__________________________________
[Advert]
Litter of suprise crotch-goblins up for adoption, parent has no want for taking care of them*.
Proudly made in Vegas.
.
*unless they are, in fact, kittens. Then this advert is moot.
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Wait a minute 21 comments
catfluff
· 5 years ago
@parisqeen From what I heard he just had minor injuries luckily, hit no oncoming cars, just went right over and crashed into the ditch on the other side. Basically did a casual-not-so-casual four lane crossover from the top level side to the bottom level ditch, with an sloped island between, but managed to be okay somehow.
We can't even see without being judged for it 4 comments
catfluff
· 5 years ago
Some people also look more attractive from our perspective when we are not wearing glasses, like you Karen.
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Edited 5 years ago
Preach my dude, preach 15 comments
catfluff
· 5 years ago
Hmm.. That explains the cum stains on my Christmas tinsels, and why they disappeared for a day....
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Wait a minute 21 comments
catfluff
· 5 years ago
Didn't want to drive at night for long after that, and despite me easily falling asleep in a car, I simply cannot if I'm not driving with someone I trust, and know that they are sober and awake.
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