"Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off. You've had enough protein for one night."

That's quite a promotion. Congrats!

That's the Mandarin, obviously.

No points for being white? Typical PC bullshit...grumble, grumble...

And unless the water's warm, there's the dreaded shrinkage.

Freeman but using a British accent.

No maybe about it.

Dilated pupils means she wants to raise some hell.

That's called "basting," not bathing.

Kid in tears: "I learned it from watching you, Dad!"

Little dudes get hungry in winter.

GET. OUT.

Well, he just gave us a "flying" car, so maybe not the guy you should ask.

He could have at least used worry stones.

...and thus he achieved perfect enlightenment.

So sneakers are now your "good shoes."

Shows like Wonder Woman, The Incredible Hulk, the Six Million Dollar Man etc. all had that kind of non-violent action. No hitting, just pushing or throwing the bad guys into empty boxes.

...because the ice is cold.

So Paul really *is* dead. (Kids, ask your grandparents.)

I didn't know llamas could breed with humans.

Put a few drops of warm water on the paper (or spit on it). Then finish with a dry piece.

Ants are too small to trigger the reflex hairs inside the traps.

Apparently, men don't participate because of "shrinkage."

Doctors get rich, soldiers get dead. Which would you pay for?