Granddad hadn't heard of James Bond or Roger Moore by 1983? Where was he during the 60's?

This is why I don't dance.

Don't do it! All the tire fluid will leak out causing a flat.

Yes, but let's see him carry a long stick through a doorway

Hand wash in warm water, do not spin dry.

So that's why he started making all those crappy movies!

Older people still think a dollar is worth something.

"Huh? Is this a donut shop?"

For all the arms and legs being amputated, I guess.

I was so disappointed when I first learned that fossils weren't the actual bones of dinosaurs. They might as well be stamped "Made in China."

Sturgeon's Law: “Ninety percent of everything is crud”

Eating leaves off high branches.

"I love this picture, but what's that smell?"

There can only be one! At least they're not cutting their heads off.

Loki: "I'm not overly fond of what follows."

Or stop using it on your food.

Before computers, banks used to open at 10am and close at 3pm because of the huge amount of paperwork that was done by hand.

The Ron Swanson Special.

He looks like a hobbit next to that truck.

The woman on the right looks a bit like Betty White. I wouldn't put it past her.

Inspired by the cover of Superman #233 "Kryptonite Nevermore!" also drawn by Neal Adams. A bit odd to use the cover of a DC comic for Stan Lee.