"They took our jobs!!"

Just lost my appetite

Death by splinters at 120kmh

Search for "Twinkie diet helps nutrition professor lose 27 pounds"
TLDR: eat what you want but count your calories.

Bummel figurine.

Something important being something necessary to the errand you're running, obviously.

*Bear

You could be Mother Teresa back from the dead and I still wouldn't give you money.

I wouldn't breathe that mist if I were them.

Yeah, those are rats.

I think you could dig anywhere in France and find a croissant. I wouldn't eat it, though.

What's amazing is that prices were so stable back then that they could be made a permanent part of the sign.

"Hey, baby, wanna see my planchette?"

Well, if you've got a dirty mind...

Ron Perlman had the perfect look to play a caveman.

They should make those out of plastic or something, much safer.

I love seeing a field of dandelions because that's when you know it's really summer.

Or just don't wash your hands. Conserve water!

White women love telling us how we're being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. I bet the word "problematic" gets used a lot in that office.

Universal healthcare is simply health insurance whose premiums are paid by a portion of our taxes. There's no deductible or co-pay and you can't be turned down for pre-existing conditions or any other reason. It's no more "socialism" than paying taxes for universal police protection, universal fire prevention, universal road system, etc.

He was getting married, so his life was over anyway.

Desensitize yourself. Imagine every possible scenario or outcome from the worst to the best over and over again for several days beforehand. Then go face your fear, you'll find it's nowhere near as bad as you thought.