Now that's a distressed finish.

What, you want more than one egg?

Looks like he found Mr. Peanut's body.

"You want something to cry about? I'll give you something to cry about! *SLAP!* Now stop that crying!"

I don't socialize because I don't get it. What's so great about sitting at a table trying to think of something to say? Just can't do it.

Freckled people make me think of strawberries

Playstation Millennium

Coulda just written a poem to say all that.

The skirt doubles as a parachute.

Get a tablet, you monster!

...and he calls 911

That won't stop the White Walkers.

They're secretly hoping to get superpowers.

He'll regret that if he ever drives past a farm spreading pig manure.

Someone needs to invent "People Chow" for those times you don't know what you want.

Bathound

Nobody's shooting at those guys.

She reminds me of Laura Prepon on Orange is the New Black.

That would really mess with my rhythm

Biological 3D printer

There can be only one!

I guess that's why it's called "hollow."

Yeah, but he can only use one at a time, just like me on the bus.

It's the only way it'll go together.