So, I made a Tinder account a few months back, cause I figured why not? Anyway, I met this really awesome woman a week or so ago, and we're already chatting on kik, outside of Tinder. We've been talking for a few days, and we're already pretty comfortable with talking about a lot of different subjects. Already discussing stuff like, our kinks, and stuff like that. And, honestly, it's amazing. We do have plans to go on a date this coming week, not fully finalized, but, like holy crap she's awesome! Like, she's honestly broke through all of my 'barriers', and I feel like I can talk to her about anything! I figured, since y'all seem to be really invested in my dating life, you'd wanna know about these recent events.
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captainjackharknes · 22 comments
5 years ago
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
do work good sir; what is kik though? I've seen it being discussed but idk da fuck it is.
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Its a messaging app.
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
forsure.
parisqeen
· 5 years ago
That's amazing I hope you guys have fun irl
yamz
· 5 years ago
That's awesome! Looks like you'll have lots of fun!
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Also
She's like nerdy, and nice, but also like really sexual
like seriously, I can't believe a person this perfect exists. And that they actually are interested in me. Y'all, I might actually lose my V-card! xD
And also probably fall in love and stuff.
She's like nerdy, and nice, but also like really sexual
like seriously, I can't believe a person this perfect exists. And that they actually are interested in me. Y'all, I might actually lose my V-card! xD
And also probably fall in love and stuff.
pandaman1
· 5 years ago
Just try bot to rush it man lol
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
It's great cause like, she's definitely really interested in meeting up. I jokingly sent her that meme 'will you date me? breath if yes, say the bible in Japanese backwards if no' and i asked her if she breathed. she said 'the world may never know' and of course i sent a crying poop emoji, and the xD emoji. She said 'Aww dont cry xD, try asking me again in person'
So yeah, I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So yeah, I guess you could say things are getting serious.
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
sHE IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING IVE EVER WANTED
LIKE LITERALLY
ALL THE KINKS
SHE IS SOOO SEXUAL
BUT ALSO NOT LIKE SLUTTY
SHES LIKE
FUN AND NICE BUT STILL
LIKE LITERALLY
ALL THE KINKS
SHE IS SOOO SEXUAL
BUT ALSO NOT LIKE SLUTTY
SHES LIKE
FUN AND NICE BUT STILL
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Swoop in and break that V-card... you accidentally alerted vultures.
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
I will beat the shit outta any birds that get in my way
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
seagulls are asshats.
matthewg
· 5 years ago
Just remember to use protection. And make her work for it.
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
She's sub, tho...
matthewg
· 5 years ago
Ah, the innocence of youth...
pandaman1
· 5 years ago
Right lol
parisqeen
· 5 years ago
Just be safe and be careful, sometimes people like to bend who they are to match you. I'm just saying to not let your feelings overshadow the possibility that she may be dangerous, it doesn't sound likely but you never know
parisqeen
· 5 years ago
If I could upvote in chat I would
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
my god that is an amazing meme.
