Yeah, it's a joke
But weapon laws here are not a joke
Well, depending on how you look at them
The UK is incredibly strict on such matters

Okay, good. It sounded serious about the whole thing especially when she said "legal requirements" which is funny to hear.

You're living in a fanfic and I also ship you and the cute cop! Bet he thought it was knife meeting you!

How come your mother talked about such things anyway?

Ur mum's a snitch. You know what you gotta do now.

I'll post my weapons in a bit.
(Oh my god, you all are making me blush, she's probably like, at least 7 years older than me, +I'm already in a relationship!)

My mom's a total snitch, yeah. It's not gonna stop me from buying knives tho ;D

It's hard being the wierdo who likes knives. I don't show mine much but laws being they are, and for good reasons, I can't actually carry then outside my home.

Honestly idk why my mom decided it would be a good idea to tell others about it.
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I didn't get in trouble because I told them I had no intent on taking them outside, and I understood that it would be illegal if I did so.

Wow. I’m not a knife person by any means but I have more knives than you. Maybe I’m a knife person. Hmmm. Now I have to adjust my worldview.

My family's kinda poor, so I had to save up for a few months to get my larger 2.
Plus, I've only been legally allowed to buy them for just over a year now, soooo

I didn’t mean to belittle your collection, just surprised at the size of mine since I don’t actively shop for them. They just sort of gathered over the years.

Ah, okay

Well, shit.
Apparently I completely misjudged the situation and can't read the room.
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My mom says that it was actually serious and there's a chance I'm on a list now?

Ngl your mum is kinda sus

If my mother did that to me (not that I own any such paraphernalia, of course) that would seriously damage my relationship with her

Our relationship is hella damaged anyway bc she's very religious, and opposes me being openly bisexual/nb, and views it as an illness - and something that needs to be cured, which is a fucking toxic way to view your child, who's happy being who they are.
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Apparently I might be randomly stopped and searched in the street.
This is going to cause so much fucking stress idek what to do. If the thought of a simple blood test can make me faint from stress, I can't imagine what'd happen if this ends up being true.

Wait, if the list thing is actually true, shouldn't the police have informed you about that?

Not sure, but nobody fuckin tells me what's going on here.

I never understood knife laws. A large kitchen knife can to just as much damage as a sword, if not more, if it's a puncture wound... yet nobody bats an eye.