I'm happy for you but I don't know of a phrase to express it! Ok what about happy fetus-almost-fully-prepared day!

When I was a kid I thought, as we grew bigger, our accumulated mass distorted space and that's why time seems to move faster as we get older.

Your theory shines a new light on morbid obesity.

Yeeeee bensen....
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@xlax: yay its my birthday.
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@karlboll: *looks outside the window, up into the sky*...i have grown bigger... *clenches fists* ... my accumulated mass is distorting space, its tearing the continuum ... and time’s feeding on my life.... *sighs* how long?

I was actually premature- I was supposed to be born on the 20th but I wasn’t growing so needed to come out! I love my mummy :)

@purplepumpkin When I was a little girl Mum used to buy me clothes at Purple Pumpkin! They were very comfortable :)

I was born two weeks late. Well, I say "born" but really they had to cut me out of her. Still not convinced I'm not a wierd ovary cyst.

I was cut out too so don’t worry :)

Happy upcoming removal day tumor baby :P

My daughter’s birthday is also April 3rd she be 14.
She was an emergency c section.
Most c sections go left to right but due to her and me almost dying my c section went up and down.
Lol I tell her she was ripped out of me like an alien and she loved to tell people she was an alien baby.

@mrscollector this is the most badass shit, I've heard.

@omar1992 best part was when she started kindergarten the teacher asked each kid to say something about themselves that makes them different.
Most kids said I have blue eyes or I have a dog or I have a sister stuff like that.
My kid stood up and said I am an alien the doctor cut me out of my moms tummy.
Lmfao when I picked her up the teacher said what she said and I had to explain to her about how my kid was born lol

Thats cool.

Mum says every second was worth it :)

I didn't know of this brand. I feel very unoriginal right now in my nick choice haha