My 23rd birthday is on April the 3rd and there’s less than a month to go!
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bensen · 15 comments
3 years ago
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
I'm happy for you but I don't know of a phrase to express it! Ok what about happy fetus-almost-fully-prepared day!
karlboll
· 3 years ago
When I was a kid I thought, as we grew bigger, our accumulated mass distorted space and that's why time seems to move faster as we get older.
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Your theory shines a new light on morbid obesity.
xlaxxine
· 3 years ago
bensen
· 3 years ago
I was actually premature- I was supposed to be born on the 20th but I wasn’t growing so needed to come out! I love my mummy :)
bensen
· 3 years ago
@purplepumpkin When I was a little girl Mum used to buy me clothes at Purple Pumpkin! They were very comfortable :)
karlboll
· 3 years ago
I was born two weeks late. Well, I say "born" but really they had to cut me out of her. Still not convinced I'm not a wierd ovary cyst.
bensen
· 3 years ago
I was cut out too so don’t worry :)
jd1984_1
· 3 years ago
Happy upcoming removal day tumor baby :P
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My daughter’s birthday is also April 3rd she be 14.
She was an emergency c section.
Most c sections go left to right but due to her and me almost dying my c section went up and down.
Lol I tell her she was ripped out of me like an alien and she loved to tell people she was an alien baby.
She was an emergency c section.
Most c sections go left to right but due to her and me almost dying my c section went up and down.
Lol I tell her she was ripped out of me like an alien and she loved to tell people she was an alien baby.
deleted
· 3 years ago
@mrscollector this is the most badass shit, I've heard.
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
@omar1992 best part was when she started kindergarten the teacher asked each kid to say something about themselves that makes them different.
Most kids said I have blue eyes or I have a dog or I have a sister stuff like that.
My kid stood up and said I am an alien the doctor cut me out of my moms tummy.
Lmfao when I picked her up the teacher said what she said and I had to explain to her about how my kid was born lol
Most kids said I have blue eyes or I have a dog or I have a sister stuff like that.
My kid stood up and said I am an alien the doctor cut me out of my moms tummy.
Lmfao when I picked her up the teacher said what she said and I had to explain to her about how my kid was born lol
deleted
· 3 years ago
Thats cool.
bensen
· 3 years ago
Mum says every second was worth it :)
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
I didn't know of this brand. I feel very unoriginal right now in my nick choice haha