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cheesecrackers


I don't post much but when I do its an original meme...and probably dead

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Corona Shitshow 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I woke up today with a stuffy nose, but its nothing compared to my family member in the hospital with pneumonia. Edit: Tried making a reddit ama but most people thought it was bs. It's not very eventful anyways :/
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Corona Shitshow 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I actually have coronavirus lol. State mandated quarantine = lots of time to look at memes
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Sound advice. It might just work!! 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I'm a cancer. My cats are actually both cancers as well. We make a trifecta of raging emotional turbulence.
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Check mate a- um... Yeah 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
James 2:19. Belief != faith.
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Well, that's Dad 21 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
There's a weirdly high amount of feminazi memes on funsub today.
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"Men don't like strong women" 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Charlie's Angels remake flopped bc it was a bland story with no character development whose sole purpose was to say "hey, girls are cool and guys are dumb." I am a female. I am pro-woman. If you have to force a movie to follow a cheap plot just so every female is badass, but only in comparison to their lame-o counterparts, you're not doing women any favors. All these newly released 'feminist' flops hurt the credibility of future female-led action movies and female directors.
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This dad is doing the small things to make his kids happy 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
The more you know. At least it was kyoot
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This dad is doing the small things to make his kids happy 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Some strong adhesives degrade plastic but this would be so weak that it wouldn't do anything.
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Hero 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
"we found 99 units of cocaine, chief" "...99 units?"
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Open door 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
No offense to the meme, but probably so the mom can hear strong action scenes/curse words/etc
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I'd pirate it 7 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
So my aunt never had her braces professionally removed. After about 2 years the glue starts to weaken and you can actually pull them off by force. Anyway.
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Thanks, Walmart. Wouldn't have known otherwise 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
What makes u think if they need a visual representation of how to count to 15 that they're literate enough to read the sign to begin with
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Once upon a time 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
The simplicity of the front page is one of the big reasons Google boomed instead of others like Ask Jeeves, along with it's unique search algorithm. It was one of the first sites that implemented 'less is more' in graphic design. It still doesn't 'really' show things like weather, news, or ads but they show them discreetly either by design or links. Front page is still clean as a whistle.
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A murder of crows 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
No one's gonna mention escargatoire
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Just don't be poor. It's that simple! 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Not sure about others but my parents have high enough salaries that we don't qualify for most offers, but we're not really rich due to paying for 2 siblings at private college and 2 in daycare (finding good daycare is really expensive) and if they took out more loans for my college, it would have been a real mess and I doubt my little siblings would get the childhood I had (from braces, private high school, good food and more than 1 Christmas present...the older siblings didn't get anything for a few years so that they could have enough for the little ones) so even tho I had all these fancy awards, I didn't even bother applying to fancy schools, I just went to the first state school to give me a full ride. Thus I am self made 0^0
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This fun is so funny 24 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Ramen noodles
Join already 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Pros and cons
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Join already 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Energy companies will be like "you get 100k a year and all that millennial fun stuff, and really cool work benefits but you have to be ok with being part of the massively enormous corporation that is literally the reason why we'll all be dead in 80 years"
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Impossible *cries in 161cm 29 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I, an average height girl and (at least I'm told) above average in looks, like shorter guys best. My favorite height is 5'7-5'9. Also my very best platonic guy friend is 5'3" and he easily is one giant lady magnet. I've never known him without a girlfriend. Love yourselves!
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The artificially inflated price of insulin 26 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
@guest_ I didn't read most of what you wrote, so no criticism from my end, but how do you have the confidence to write out huge paragraphs of info and then get downvoted into Oblivion half the time?
This is something about animals I hope never changes 19 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Ok but then at 4am u wake up to the sounds of them bouncing off the walls and dragging their claws thru your couch
Love till the end 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Can u imagine tho, being the maid who probably would have died bc they took the lower class citizens last, and then ur lady is like "here take my coat" and you're saved
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What am I doing wrong? 19 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I guess I was just talking about clinical depression? I feel like there can be multiple definitions. Like I said, I'm not really qualified to say anything about it, it's really just what I've learned from the internet and a personal perspective.
I made the original 151 Pokemon for my husband 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Can someone love me the way guest loves their husband
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Foresight counts 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
So am I, no worries
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