cheesecrackers

cheesecrackers


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Keep your nuts close 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Now that's acorny joke
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Wait 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Ok now I see it is a joke on the word cougar being an older woman who likes younger men, but I can't be the only one who immediately thought of that one video of that Utah guy being stalked by a cougar for 6 min......can I?
Oh no your child is stuck in a loop 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
That last one is gold
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Even masks can't keep out bad breath 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
...perhaps not :I
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How it started vs how it’s going 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
In high school as a senior, a freshman girl gave me a really bad drawing and I stuck it up on my wall at home, bc I knew she loved to draw and it meant a lot to her. Saw her about 5 years later at a mutual friends' grad party and told her about it, and she was quite moved I kept it all this time. She showed me her recent work, which was fantastic, and that she was accepted into art school. Love to see it.
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Even masks can't keep out bad breath 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Dang wish there was like some small strip of cloth with bands on the end we could put around our mouth and nose, in a socially acceptable way.
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Purity culture in a [nut]shell 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Hits close to home. If anyone at all is interested, Tina Schermer Sellers is a phd therapist who writes some decent pieces about overcoming christian purity culture & shame, aimed to those who experience it (without being anti-religion).
Yikes 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
*has a kid*
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horinbood 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Ironic
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Who Wore It Better? ISIS or Kebab? 11 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Don't know how to tell y'all this....but it's un trompo para tacos
Shut up! 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Maybe instead of putting in more chips they make em half as expensive.
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Still hot so 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Jokes on you, I've been catholic longer than I've been goth
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Third wheel 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
I'm not sure that's the same guy and dog 0.o
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Cool story Jeremy, now what? 15 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
It's not a lie, funsub has just been reuploading comments recently ://
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Cool story Jeremy, now what? 15 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Cool story Jeremy, now what? 15 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
My best friends are CNAs, who work daily with the sick elderly. IMO they should have already got the vaccine, plus their patients, but they haven't either.
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Evict ya self 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Donkey!
Evict ya self 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Donkey!
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My morning routine 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Habits like this hurt my heart bc they just be living their lives with 1hr less of good sleep bc of interruptions. Just set the alarm for 7 and take advantage of the extra rest ????
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This thought came across me whilst re watching the series 20 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Imagine being a none bender with left beef ;(
My daughter had wanted to try oysters for so long and she finally got her wish. Not what 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
When cooked well, paired with other flavors/foods, they're one of my favorite seafoods!
nyan 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
"what kind of cat is he?"
-shorthair
-longhair
-hairless
-tabby
-tuxedo
-calico/turtle
-Maine Coone
-Siamese
-Munchkin
-'he thinks he's a lion!'
There, those are the cats
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These fluffy bread rolls 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
It looks like cloud bread, which is made from egg whites and corn starch
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I can’t wait 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
I was a scholarship kid at a fancy private high school full of rich kids, and going over to friends houses was crazy cuz they had mansions and pools and indoor movie theaters. Me personally, my family was well enough off, but maybe bc I wasn't as rich as everyone else this kid told me in secret how his grandma payed his school tuition but his mom had left and he and his dad could barely afford rent on an apartment and couldn't pay for food or utilities so he had to shower at school and bum food off his friends, and I think about that sometimes.
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Now just need the rest of the chess board 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Checkmate, athiest
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