chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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You're welcome 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
@calmthelovelytits maybe, but worth the risk? Wrong means dead
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What a tool 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I smell photoshop
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You don't even need a time machine! 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Who knows, maybe we're even looking into an alternate dimension
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Music saved my life 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
How so?
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Rock rock 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
like a hurricane
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This is amazing! A boon for everyone with smartphones having poor 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Or you could just invest in a phone with a stronger battery life and/or a replaceable battery.
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sky scraper 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
And they say a butterfly can cause a hurricane with the flap of its wings.
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A black man 24 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
damn, i'm used to it being -40c on halloween where i live
The Carlton 5 comments
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Missing Parrot 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
17 years. This story has already existed in movie form for 17 years.
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Everyone's exam experiences 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Nice ref
So rare 31 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
This is a tortoise in a shell.
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I miss whose line and colin mochrie 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I met Colin once, told him I'm a big fan, he said thanks. And that's my story about meeting Colin Mochrie.
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Life as a POW is hell 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Those are some intense feelings to be going through someone's mind
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How much practice must this take? 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Probably something along the lines of 40000 hours I'd estimate.
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Thats the size of a subway 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Subway sandwiches are 11 inches long the bastards
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It's all clear to me now. 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Didn't work. The .ico file contains no icons.
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Missing Parrot 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Of all the shit that gets crapped out of Hollywood, I want to see a movie about this!
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A black man 24 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
That's the kind I want for a halloween costume
Everyone's exam experiences 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Do, it's a great one.
Can we just talk about this please 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
A soul patch? That's like a beard's crap.
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Well played google 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Damn, the people behind Google's algorithms are excellent at what they do
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Before and after awesomeness 20 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
At first i was like those reflections are different and creepy, then I realized what's up and I was like oh that's cool.
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