Can we just talk about this please

I'm pretty sure it looks like him doing whatever he wants with his facial hair. Which is ok.

John Revolta

It's shit, litterally.

Oop, I think you missed a spot . . .

Chin pubes.

Face nipple

A soul patch? That's like a beard's crap.

He's pooping from his chin D:

its a fur plug to keep his head from deflating?

His diminishing dignity

It's a soul patch with dwarfism. Nuff said.