chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Canada *pffft* 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Canada! Fuck yeah! Beaver bacon syrup igloos milk bags dollar coins! Canada! Fuck yeah!
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Chilling quotes 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
There are two possibilities, either we are alone in the universe, or we are not, and both are equally terrifying.
- I can't remember
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Couples who smoke weed together are less likely to hurt each other 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Not surprising really, weed makes most people extremely relaxed and docile. Granted, everyone can have a different reaction, but it'll never make you rage and punch someone, especially not someone you love.
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perspective 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
They're photoshop big
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A caribou on your money? Really? 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
maple leaf on the penny, beaver on the nickel, sail boat on the dime, deer on the quarter, loon on the loonie, polar bear on the toonie, yeah, make fun of us all you want, we deserve it
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TRON effect with Christmas tree 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
You created the scene from 2001
The computer every hipster wants 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Looks pretty but is rather impractical. Imagine typing an essay on that keyboard, or pwning nubz with that mouse
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Avengers 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I'd like this but I don't want to increase the count to 667
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Wait, what? 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Wow I didn't even notice that lol
Kaboom 23 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
You stole the words from my brain
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Next level stupid tattoo 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Forever committed to the nickname "Spiderface"
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He's Showing Who's Boss 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I had a dog that would sit on your lap, other dogs, you name it. Rest her stinky little soul
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Wait, what? 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It makes sense, look at the right angle of the wall casting the shadow, the right angles of the stairs themselves, and the straightness of the bar and straight zigzag pattern of its shadow.
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I'm not gay!!! 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I really wanna know now
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The Best Juice Bar I've Ever Seen 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I am now authorized to be as loyal as a puppy
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Here's why you shouldn't call all black people in the U.S., "African Americans" 21 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
She may have been born there but that's not where her bloodline originates from. Are you telling me every generation of her family before her was born in South Africa too?
I'm waiting for the day that we can wear stuff like this in public 43 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It may be weird to some people, but if it looks good regardless, who cares? Wear what you want.
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Here's why you shouldn't call all black people in the U.S., "African Americans" 21 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Cau·ca·sian
kôˈkāZHən/
adjective
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NORTH AMERICAN
white-skinned; of European origin.
The happiest party in the world 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
See, dogs aren't racist
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Feels ;-; 20 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Wow, those soldiers must have felt invincible with a freaking trained BEAR with them all the time.
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Gamers, UNITE! 21 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
My favourite is a long one, so I'll post a link instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiLBDouqvD4
Is your name referencing MST3k?
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Australia for you. 63 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Move to Canada. You'd be surprised that it does get that hot here occasionally, but for maybe 2 or 3 months of the year. The rest is frigid cold and biting winds. Like seriously, -40C in my hometown at least once a week for the duration of winter. Frost bite and hypothermia instead of heat stroke and severe sun burns.
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Geology and the kardashians 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
He couldn't be more wrong. So much of our understanding of the universe, like the age of our planet, what it's made of, what others are made of, the fact that the moon came from the earth, all that is geology.
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New favorite bad lip readings XD 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Oh my god there are new ones!!!
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