chocolatefeces


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Planet exploration 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It's a mindset like this that will keep humanity from expanding and bettering ourselves through scientific discovery and curiosity.
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When your mom calls you a son of b*tch 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
More like "When you drop the soap"
What is this? A horse for ants? 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Unnatural selection.
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Lisa Was Right 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I make a lot of graphs.
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Taken by popping a smoke-filled balloon 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Very cool
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How I feel having a 4yr old daughter 30 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Don't avoid the question, explain shit to the kid. This is a time of unmatched discovery in their life. Don't waste it.
Glass Cutting Technology 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
That's so fucking cool
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Why make things simple? 55 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Why is this making me laugh to the point of hyperventilation? Something about seeing the absolute worst design of a thing is hilarious.
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Proof of love 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
All he'd have to say is he's gay and he'd be free
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Programming 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Couldn't be more accurate.
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#GirlPower 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Don't they alternate? I think Hurricane Isaac was a dude.
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Black man beaten by cop 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I guess it's a random 50/50 chance, but what do you think the odds are that they chose the colours of the pieces on purpose?
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I don't have to be careful I got a gun 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I'd shoot you if I had my gun!
Yeah, well, ya don't.
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Best scene from Whose line is it anyway 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Colin is one funny motherfucker
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All the time. 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!!!
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This is a computer generated image 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Then why can't movies look this good yet?
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Squaring it off at dawn 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
GO HOBBES!!!!!!
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Couples who smoke weed together are less likely to hurt each other 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
In my experience, cannabis withdrawal is comparable to caffeine withdrawal. You're irritable and headachy, but probably won't act violently unless you're a particularly short fused and uncontrollable person to begin with, in which case it's on you, not the lack of cannabis.
Such a genius 45 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Who here thinks it's people like him who should be populating the earth, not the fat stupid wastes of space at walmart who pump out a new kid every year because they can't afford condoms and they think that logic is correct. If they keep reproducing, what do you think will happen to the human race? We need to force the abnormally brilliant to create as much offspring as possible.
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"You'd screw your sister for a slice of cheese" 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Definitely worth watching, I'm only done season 2. Hilarious and interesting take on ordinary people getting superpowers.
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Holiday weight gain 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Bruce Willis is... DIE HARD
Chilling quotes 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
That Calvin and Hobbes one is fantastic
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Science 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Why is that hologram the same thing as the digital display of a tie fighter in the millenium falcon?
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XkHdgMOuuBs/hqdefault.jpg
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More quotes 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I love these kinds of posts
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These two 28 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Agreed