chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Just keep smiling 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Got a couple Marvel characters over here.
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This is easy 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Die Hard With A VENGEANCE!!!!!!1
,_, such a beautifull creature 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Such a beautiful psychotic horror beast of the depths capable of ripping soft, fleshy bodies into pulp.
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Lumberjacks in California work on giant redwood trees 1920 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Yeah, concrete is better.
This car made to look like a boat 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Guys it's boat car from Waking Life. Anyone seen that crazy movie?
Questions you don't want answers to 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
I DEMAND at least 5% mercury and 7% lead per hamburger.
Take it to the next level 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
It's what they do.
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Has anyone REALLY seen a Russian die? 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Realistically he could've still burned the shit out of his hand because that looks like molten steel which would be stupidly hot. Not like the molten lead from Mythbusters.
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Has anyone REALLY seen a Russian die? 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
In case anyone is wondering that's called the Leidenfrost effect. His hand was probably very wet, and when the hot metal touches it, the moisture evaporates and creates a barrier of steam between the hand and the hot material.
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Never let your computer know that you are in a hurry 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Not if you build em right
We don't deserve dogs 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Good boy
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Pachelbel's Chicken 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
This brings him no joy. Only sorrow.
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Don't give up, skeleton! 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
He's so beefy! What a good boy.
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The full story of Elon Musk 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Ok so Vancouver BC to St John's NL is about 6500km, average snail top speed is 0.047km/h. That comes out to roughly 16 years of travel time. Own two properties on opposite sides of a continent, and move between them once every 16 years.
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The best name 21 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Red is a name too, makes seven.
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Who else can relate? 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Yeah same, grew up in a city without one actually.
I understand, Seth 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
He just is Brian though. That's his 95% normal voice.
Anime vs reality 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
If the backgrounds look so realistic, why don't the characters?
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Keep a watch out 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Then get two walls
Good boi 2 smart to bamboozle 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
there are some seriously great survival instincts.
Smol and precious 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Great way to tell who's who
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Let's all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS cassette packaging design trends 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
OH my GOD what memories!!! Middle row, Memorex HS is my childhood. We recorded a 12 episode marathon of this old science show Beakman's World. I watched that tape a hundred times at least. Just captured it all recently, immortalized. That cardboard sleeve was its cover.
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Like a boss... :P 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
The human or the tree?