chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Making the most of a bad situation 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Lol police door key
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No touch 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
You're a dingus who doesn't understand that they can only release heat through those small areas. They can still absorb and contain heat with the rest of their body.
Imagine if you could only sweat through your face. If you were naked, you'd be cool. If you were wrapped in a fur coat and plastic wrap, you'd be much warmer, with the same limited amount of heat release.
Story of my life 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Dreaming of mac and beats. You can do better.
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What a scene 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Cause guillotines are metal as fuck
You are a 90's kid if this irritates you 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Easier than you think to fix though
Thanks to all the fragile people 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
I would love to see another season, a ten year reunion of sorts, where they all get together and go on vacation together or something.
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when you're happy and feel good :) .. 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
If you're happy and you know it bork your snoot
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A domino can knock over another domino about 1.5x larger than itself 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Can you say... satisfying?
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when they all want to be cuddled <3 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
I love their little round heads
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Waves interacting extremely strangely with dock 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
That's actually not strange at all, it's exactly what happens.
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Coffee shop 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
You can actually hear him say manager afterwards but it's muffled.
Ching chong 100 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Or Viggo
Time to kill 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
That's fucked, they should definitely be charged. Why the Fallout reference though?
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No touch 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
They can only sweat through their nose, tongue and foot pads. He's wrapped in plastic. I do think so.
Posted in a restaurant in Thailand 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
We really do all look the same to other races
No touch 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Good way to give a dog heat stroke
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Bill Burr, he is a wise man 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Yes he is. And a good actor too.
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Smoke lavender 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
To me it smells like old women. Anyone else?
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Where does its owner live? Asking for a friend 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
My Dad got a rescue dog earlier this summer. It was chained to a tree for two years with a 3-4 foot chain. Super weak and out of shape. After a few weeks, he was sprinting around the woods, smelling all the smells and chewing all the sticks. It's really nice to see a beautiful animal enjoying life.
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Ain't nothing free, even happiness on credit 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Not if you just get high on weed. No hangover, no regerts.
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Never stop calling him 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Hey, we would too if we could. It looks super efficient.
Spring tyre 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Collect a lot of pebbles that way
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Biggest reveal 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
George Carlin guest star episode
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There was a massive over supply of bike sharing companies in China 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Has anyone confirmed that China isn't already in the post apocalypse?
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2035 Lmfao 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Then they'll get a menial job in an office and answer real phones and realize how foolish they were.
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