chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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YouTube tutorials 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Painfully true
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People wanted to see my cat so here you go 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Aww he's wearing socks
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Window above my Chicago kitchen sink for posterity 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I fell your pain
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Gillian Anderson and... Swamp Thing? 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Swamp Thing is, well, different.
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Chester 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Gets home in one piece, contacts the kid and gives it back. "I don't need Chester anymore, he should be with you"
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Choose your nick fury 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Are we reverting back to youtube poops in visual meme form?
I want to experience this level of satisfaction 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
A single moment of fun and five minutes of cleanup
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Sadly this day has come ... I hate to accept it rip legend 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Logan didn't have Stan in it, as far as I know.
Right in the childhood 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I loved Midtown Madness 2 as a kid, tried it again recently, and it's almost unplayable. With a solid 20 or so years of advancement in driving games/physics, it hasn't aged well.
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Christmas pup! (bit late, but whatever) 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I hope he got some steak scraps for being so good
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You can always push through. Deep Roots Are Not Reached By the Frost 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I thought it was gonna be a Rage Against The Machine lyric for a second,
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My mother-in-law thinks no one would like her art. I think she has a beautiful mind! 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Kind of reminds me of Guillermo Del Toro movies. Like Pan's Labyrinth.
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Shaq petting this dude's beard 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
How do you know it's Shaq?
Two kinds of people after getting rich. Is "Jeff" the new "Chad"? 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
But he wants it for the birds and bees, not the sweet sweet logging money.
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Opposite quarrelsome Giraffe 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I don't think he'll ever make a better movie than Unbreakable. Signs was close. Kinda wish he didn't tie Split into the Unbreakable universe, but who knows, maybe Glass is good. Split was pretty good. McAvoy was incredible in it. Otherwise it was alright.
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Calvin and Hobbes 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Best strip ever. So real
What happened in the year 2018 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Jeez will that universe stop expanding already?
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I get confused sometimes between a capital cursive S and a treble clef... oh well. 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Yeah that's not really cursive though.
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My sister-in-law made this with pencils 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Lame. How do I know if I'm a bot or not?
Peaky blinders for me 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Don't worry, that show is among the most re-watchable in history.
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My sister-in-law made this with pencils 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Is it always guests who are bots, or do they have accounts too?
Anon is religious 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
There was a green version too. Only in Japan, but still.
Giant atlas moth 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Damn, looks like snake heads. Nature rules
We don’t deserve dogs 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Good old Shelby was just always there, never wanted to leave our company. That's the nicest thing she ever did for me.
Actually on second thought, she would brutally eviscerate snakes. They were just harmless water snakes, but she would rip them apart so violently that there would be blood and snake guts on our lawn. Never so protective and aggressive towards anything else in life. She must've thought they were a serious threat. And she protected us from them. Thanks Shelby!
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Honeey!!! They stepped on your carpet 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
All great answers. I'd probably just be really starstruck. "Oh my god I'm such a huge fan of all of you! Michael, would you please sign my knife block? Pinhead, my sewing kit? Leatherface, my Husqvarna? Jason, my camping gear?
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