If someone throws a knife at you... mallard?

I've seen this movie far more than a 23 year old male ever should, but I have a reason. I discovered Rifftrax.

I've had food poisoning which felt like someone ripping my insides apart with a jackhammer and I'm a guy. Having that every month would suck.

Welcome to miserysubstance

Oh god, shia looks like a homeless old man

10/10 would buy

Gotta fly!

That's just the shell logo

Please don't tell me that's a fucking spider nest or something. If so, that's pure horror and I want to die simply for living on the same planet as that.

First post I saw today, already my favourite

Where do you work? I assume some sort of customer service, because I wholeheartedly agree, most customers suck.

Waiter, you've accidentally served me the food that my food eats.

I've had dogs all my life and you're right, they are better than people.

I always dust my face with confectioner's sugar before going out-oh right, people wear too much makeup.

Who's Justice Beaver?

My neighbor was charged by the government for collecting rain water in a barrel for watering plants. They said it was government water and it didn't belong to her, even though it fell on her property. This isn't a joke.

And that's just one of the many hilarious different games they have. One of the best, yes, but not the only one.

Makes sense. Marvel has way more IP than DC.

I've had a pair of Beyerdynamic DT-880s as my all around computer/stereo heaphones for several years. They're a bit light on the bass for my tastes, but they produce an incredibly crisp and accurate sound. Whatever quality the audio file is, that's exactly what you'll hear. Light and comfy as hell, too.

Isn't it usually the fox killing the cat? That's what happens in my neighborhood.

Of all people, they didn't invite Kevin to the meeting about cake.

10/10 would watch, buy merchandise, play games, enjoy awesomeness

Dogs ARE weird. But awesome, too.

This show is jam packed with little details like this. Like the final episode, titled Felina. Break it up into Fe, Li, Na. Fe, or iron, is found in blood. Li, or lithium, is an ingredient in meth production. Na, or sodium, makes up a large portion of tears. Therefore, Felina can translate to Blood, Meth and Tears.