Have to wonder what circles you run in where you get unsolicited dick pics.

That's not art, that's a mental disorder. If you wanna see art, scroll back up the page to the Roman mosaic.

Now THAT'S cool!

Last year

And 30 seconds to....oh never mind

Sometimes you get the coolest pics by accident

Can't believe that show is still on. Every line seems forced, An exercise in bad acting.

On "cold shower" they left out "shrinks your johnson"

I once had the message on my answering machine as "Suicide hotline, No one is available to take your call, please stay on the line" Meanwhile I had VanHalen "Jump" playing in the background

I'll settle for tame sex

Maturity level: Infant

Dad level: Expert

Why don't they sit down in the chair on a hockey ring and slide all the way across? That would really be Impressive.
Don't even touch the guy and claim you did it with your chi.
Such silliness.
I don't know what's worse, the goofs trying to BS you,or the goofs who buy it.

Teaching good sportsmanship.

Then go walking on the street with the flow of traffic and get run over because you didn't hear the car coming behind you.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, they all stink and nobody cares about anyone else's.

Q: What do you find between a 60+ year old woman's boobs?
A: A belly button.
Doh!

Words of wisdom.

Sucking Face

But it must be

Must be Polish

Dad level: Whipped to the point of forfeiture of manhood