Even lizards get friend zoned

As a guy, I think it's time for a Lady Bond. Jane Bond???

I've had these. They're alright, it's so cold your mouth turns numb so you can really taste anything.

I like how it's temporarily out of stock

Thats gotta be bad for her skin though

I think she meant "seriously, that was only supposed to be an inside joke!"

I believe its blue and gold.

I can't even...

Isn't Sorry one of the provinces?

Natural selection

That's Paula Dean.....

When I use to cashier for Target I just looked for the barcode. I wouldn't even know what the item was unless it was really obvious.

I'll stick to my $199 chrome book

Three kinds of people

Well there are theories saying that they're all related.

If his "phone" wasn't in plain sight, then the teacher had no reason to grab it.

Friends compliment your ugly shirt, best friends tell you your shirt is ugly.