Maybe you forgot you're a secret spy.

Lazy mothafucker

Clearly.

She is in the friendZone

Beards are hot.

Omg.

This is the most fucked up thing ever.

I thought they were siblings.

It wasn't.

Malfucktion

Two girls one cone

I can't stop looking at this.

Speak for yourself. I'll just rewatch the whole thing.

I'm wearing black nail polish right now. Looks like I'm dipping my toes in my drink. That alone would deter rapists.

So cute

Now if we could only hear the kids perspective on what parents are trying to hide, or adults around them.

A teacher disproved this theory.

Looks painful. The cooking I mean.

I would it.

"No such thing as free titties"

Poor guy! That's just mean.

You can make moonshine out of any fruit. I have moonshine made from apples.

Moonshine is the best apple product.

Murica!

Looks like he hit a banana.