Cloudgatherer

cloudgatherer


"One of God's own prototypes. Some sort of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."

— Cloudgatherer Report User
Burnt to death 13 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Natural selection at it's finest. Don't willingly crawl into the crematory, kids.
When your customizable character is in the cutscene 5 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Da fuk. Bono's gay nephew photobombed the Bern!
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Did they do a study about me? 4 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Well I wouldn't get too far if I was lazy, messy, foul-mouthed AND an idiot. There's definitely a method to my madness.
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Rare glimpse. 14 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Shit, they're summoning Captain Planet.
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The littlest pillow-fighter 2 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Look at that poor technique. I would destroy the little fucker.
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Twit comp 7 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Lmao! On my first read-through of the 'Carrot' quote, I read it as if 'Clerk' was saying it like "Why... Do you ask?' and 'Me' replying like "Yeah, (I do ask that question)'..
Daily dose of what the actual f**k 9 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
I've pondered this idea before, just like the perplexing thought of: "Can a person born blind dream, and if so; how?"
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But size doesn't matter 4 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Don't leave you're gross gf around any Cocker spaniels.
7’7” former NBA player Manute Bol in a pool 9 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
I stared too deeply into it and now all I see is him laying face-down at the bottom.
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This is my only hope 5 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
I guess that means I am "worse" at pleasing a woman, then. ;D
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How did he know 1 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Meme Paparazzi. One awkward picture later and everything you've ever done with your life amounts to an interchangeable caption.
Seriously google ? 9 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Typed 'three asian teenagers' into Google and my search history lit up like a fuckin' Christmas tree. xD I kid. Maybe.
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Only 2 shekels 5 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Damn, I kinda want that airbrushed tee now. "R.I.P J-Easy"
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Playstation history 4 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
You made your Wii, now lie in it.
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Mein kart 1 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
I guess the Third Reich will buggy for a thousand years.
Games make you dumb 2 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
o_o Sooo, what exactly was he simulating with this goat?
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Why yawning produces tears 3 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Does anyone else tear up from just laying down sometimes? Besides the usual crying myself to sleep at night. =D
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So a social media justice warrior would be a social justice bard 6 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
I'ma Social Justice Paladin, who's Clipboard of Might deals 1d8 to each bigot in my AOE.
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We have respect 37 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Well that's retarded. A guy who's like "Cend meh noods, or ura domb beetch" has no game whatsoever. I was saying that stuff from personal experience, as a genuinely nice person, who doesn't treat his woman like shit..
We have respect 37 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Because we live in a world where nice guys get ran flat the fuck over. Also, for the record, titties will NEVER go out of style, I'ont give a good goddamn what year you were born in.
Also the answer is no. 8 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Haan? That's a fuckin' Florida stone crab, guys.
Asians making fun of Caucasians 14 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
I'm quite sure they do. They prolly also laugh at our "Tyrannosauric Penis".
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Let's get baked 5 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
Shiiiiit. What do you think keeps that school bus magic? =D
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Freaks 6 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
You're just not from the planet Earth if you put mustard on your Top-Parts.
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Santa is real 8 comments
cloudgatherer · 5 years ago
This is my Santa! There are many like it but this one is mine! Without my Santa, I am useless! Without me, my Santa is useless!
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