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"One of God's own prototypes. Some sort of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."

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Burnt to death 13 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Natural selection at it's finest. Don't willingly crawl into the crematory, kids.

When your customizable character is in the cutscene 5 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Da fuk. Bono's gay nephew photobombed the Bern!

Did they do a study about me? 4 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Well I wouldn't get too far if I was lazy, messy, foul-mouthed AND an idiot. There's definitely a method to my madness.

Rare glimpse. 14 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Shit, they're summoning Captain Planet.

The littlest pillow-fighter 2 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Look at that poor technique. I would destroy the little fucker.

Twit comp 7 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Lmao! On my first read-through of the 'Carrot' quote, I read it as if 'Clerk' was saying it like "Why... Do you ask?' and 'Me' replying like "Yeah, (I do ask that question)'..

Daily dose of what the actual f**k 9 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

I've pondered this idea before, just like the perplexing thought of: "Can a person born blind dream, and if so; how?"

But size doesn't matter 4 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Don't leave you're gross gf around any Cocker spaniels.

7’7” former NBA player Manute Bol in a pool 9 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

I stared too deeply into it and now all I see is him laying face-down at the bottom.

This is my only hope 5 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

I guess that means I am "worse" at pleasing a woman, then. ;D

How did he know 1 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Meme Paparazzi. One awkward picture later and everything you've ever done with your life amounts to an interchangeable caption.

Seriously google ? 9 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Typed 'three asian teenagers' into Google and my search history lit up like a fuckin' Christmas tree. xD I kid. Maybe.

Only 2 shekels 5 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Damn, I kinda want that airbrushed tee now. "R.I.P J-Easy"

Playstation history 4 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

You made your Wii, now lie in it.

Mein kart 1 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

I guess the Third Reich will buggy for a thousand years.

Games make you dumb 2 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

o_o Sooo, what exactly was he simulating with this goat?

Why yawning produces tears 3 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Does anyone else tear up from just laying down sometimes? Besides the usual crying myself to sleep at night. =D

So a social media justice warrior would be a social justice bard 6 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

I'ma Social Justice Paladin, who's Clipboard of Might deals 1d8 to each bigot in my AOE.

We have respect 37 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Well that's retarded. A guy who's like "Cend meh noods, or ura domb beetch" has no game whatsoever. I was saying that stuff from personal experience, as a genuinely nice person, who doesn't treat his woman like shit..

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We have respect 37 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Because we live in a world where nice guys get ran flat the fuck over. Also, for the record, titties will NEVER go out of style, I'ont give a good goddamn what year you were born in.

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Also the answer is no. 8 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Haan? That's a fuckin' Florida stone crab, guys.

Asians making fun of Caucasians 14 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

I'm quite sure they do. They prolly also laugh at our "Tyrannosauric Penis".

Let's get baked 5 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago

Shiiiiit. What do you think keeps that school bus magic? =D

Freaks 6 comments

cloudgatherer · 6 years ago