cloudgatherer
"One of God's own prototypes. Some sort of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."
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He looks baked 4 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
My thoughts exactly. What kinda psychopath hoards up all their end pieces?
Nokia's Best Publicity 3 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Fuckin' A! Not only was the sumabitch still working, it had assimilated a goddamn clam and the fucker achieved locomotion. A mobile mobile.
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Burnt to death 13 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Maybe in some homes, but not all. Not sure about the wristbands, but I've known of places that cremate you in your own clothing, as well as whatever jewelry/valuables that remain on your... remains.
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Intrusively homosexual 21 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
*Q Lazzarus - 'Goodbye Horses' plays on front yard*
"Would you fuck me?.. I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard."
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"Would you fuck me?.. I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard."
Burnt to death 13 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Not bad, no. Slightly gullible, maybe. Most of these are fake, tbh. Even once-factual things become questionable once they are memed.
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Burnt to death 13 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Natural selection at it's finest. Don't willingly crawl into the crematory, kids.
Did they do a study about me? 4 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Well I wouldn't get too far if I was lazy, messy, foul-mouthed AND an idiot. There's definitely a method to my madness.
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The littlest pillow-fighter 2 comments
Twit comp 7 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Lmao! On my first read-through of the 'Carrot' quote, I read it as if 'Clerk' was saying it like "Why... Do you ask?' and 'Me' replying like "Yeah, (I do ask that question)'..
Daily dose of what the actual f**k 9 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
I've pondered this idea before, just like the perplexing thought of: "Can a person born blind dream, and if so; how?"
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But size doesn't matter 4 comments
7’7” former NBA player Manute Bol in a pool 9 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
I stared too deeply into it and now all I see is him laying face-down at the bottom.
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This is my only hope 5 comments
How did he know 1 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Meme Paparazzi. One awkward picture later and everything you've ever done with your life amounts to an interchangeable caption.
Seriously google ? 9 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Typed 'three asian teenagers' into Google and my search history lit up like a fuckin' Christmas tree. xD I kid. Maybe.
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Only 2 shekels 5 comments
Mein kart 1 comments
Games make you dumb 2 comments
Why yawning produces tears 3 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Does anyone else tear up from just laying down sometimes? Besides the usual crying myself to sleep at night. =D
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So a social media justice warrior would be a social justice bard 6 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
I'ma Social Justice Paladin, who's Clipboard of Might deals 1d8 to each bigot in my AOE.
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We have respect 37 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Well that's retarded. A guy who's like "Cend meh noods, or ura domb beetch" has no game whatsoever. I was saying that stuff from personal experience, as a genuinely nice person, who doesn't treat his woman like shit..
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We have respect 37 comments
cloudgatherer
· 6 years ago
Because we live in a world where nice guys get ran flat the fuck over. Also, for the record, titties will NEVER go out of style, I'ont give a good goddamn what year you were born in.
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