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The Immaterial has become Immaterial

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Not mine but I thought it was funny 3 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Technically true... Can Catelyn ask for a compensation from the govt??
· Edited 6 years ago
I guess we need a doctor to figure it out 67 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
I never see any SJW or any Fat normalizer to be a guy.. always a girl..
Never saw a very Fat guy defending all these things..
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The way this water cleans 12 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Can we buy this somewhere? Like a handheld model of it?
Bomb dropper 4 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
You can transform into Hulk and get away with it too....
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First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner. 8 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
But at the end of the Keanu movie Speed he says "I've heard relationships...
...based on intense experiences never work."
So which is true??
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Spanish version 18 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
American?
Spanish version 18 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
What's that logo on the hat of English version?
Love this picture 4 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
I have this pic in my work laptop..
Whenever I feel irritated during work.. I just look this up..
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I don't know why but kinda motivates me
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Whip it real good! 10 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
According to some other recent post here, this would be offensive.. as becoming a man from a woman may not have the implications you are implying..
He's cheating 12 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
I once threw a pamper bcz my ex wanted my laptop...
Then she threw a big tantrum that I am hiding something..
And at the end.. I lost and gave my laptop to her..
And suspiciously went thru all my connections(both male and female)..
And found nothing..
Absolutely nothing...
Then she fought that I was the reason for the tussle.. and that I had to submit to her at the instant she wanted me to...
Don't blame the guy alone..
The history matters..
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Elon haze 6 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
That was a good one
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Taint that interesting 6 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
I had no idea about this body part..
Learnt new thing today..
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Fo when you talk to black pipo 9 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
It's called Ebonics... Right??? Saw in an episode on Family Guy...
Only another $347,823 to go 2 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
I think the old ones makes sense.. not in the belittling part.. but about the price..
They went out into new and smaller towns and actually set things straight there and grew them.. hence the prices were low..
Nowadays.. everyone goes to the big city and tries to make it big.. hence it's expensive..
That's all..
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This restaurant encourages guests to reduce wastage 5 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Wastage.. which is a mix of half-eaten food thrown away in plates by people..
Can't be donated for further consumption..
Subzero wins! 2 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Where's the fatality bitches??
Usa! Usa! 14 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
That's actually fine..
In Bollywood all aliens attack India..
Ha ha ha
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Bruce Banner all the way 12 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
And signify what?
Gamora is Goth Jock and Bucky is Jock Goth...
Just why ? 8 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
It's all a bloody scam..
Google "Indian pastor healing" and see the scripted healing acts.. even crowd is planted with people to pull these acts of.. damn
Bruce Banner all the way 12 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
How are these X and Y axis coming together?
This restaurant encourages guests to reduce wastage 5 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
It's actually an IT company in India..
TCS.... This was in their cafeteria..
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Checkmate 22 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
@spookykink57 : can you find me one Pakistani or a Kashmiri who can say what you said? That "Mistakes were made on both sides"
They just blame Indians for all the nonsense even they started...
Checkmate 22 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
I spoke out here bcz someone said that Indians indicated/incited Muslims.. not Hindus, but Indians...
As if they're a targeted minority..
Know what.. Homosexuality was recently legalized in entire India except the state of Kashmir.. bcz our constitution give them individual rights which are not there for any other state..
And it's still illegal there.. THAT is the amount of power they have..
Checkmate 22 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Bcz it's Indian Land.. we are a sovereign nation and display of Pakistan flag is unacceptable.. (unless maybe in a sporting event)..
Checkmate 22 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
You just explain me why A COW was painted with Pakistani flag when INDIAN ARMY warned against it??