commandercello
As you may be able to tell, I like cellos.
— Commander Cello Report User
The reverse snow globe 4 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
That looks like Sandy's house from Spongebob.
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God!! I love this show 3 comments
Smash him 2 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
The default Twitter icon is an egg, or at least something that looks exactly like one.
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He needs his sister to stay 11 forever 5 comments
Serious work 5 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
Since the prompt was in English, it's assumed that the student was supposed to write the fake letter in English as well, but they took it further and wrote it in Chinese.
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Ninja husband 4 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
I think the constantly changing light and low quality of the .gif is just giving that effect.
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Is this a win or a fail? 8 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
He asked the girl out, and she rejected him, and since she bet 10$ that the person he asked out would say yes (but she was asked out and she said no,) she owes him 10$.
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Nice save Kevin 1 comments
Sings* good way to die 7 comments
PIIIKKKAAAAAAAAAAA 6 comments
wtf.exe indeed - Greentexts #11 8 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
His father married his wife's daughter; therefore, the daughter can be considered his mother-in-law, which means that her mother (who is his wife) is his grandmother.
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Atheist sex 5 comments
commandercello
· 7 years ago
Considering that "Oh God! Oh God!" is something one might shout during sex, an atheist having sex wouldn't shout about God (due to them not believing in God) so instead they replace it with "I'm an atheist!"
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Happy New Year's, Nya'll 4 comments
A pink iceberg formed by algae and UV rays 3 comments
commandercello
· 8 years ago
Or maybe it was formed by Photoshop and this image: http://social.coldstreams.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/iceberg.jpg
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What a great recovery 4 comments