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First time when I read Harry Potter 43 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yes.
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Control 37 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oh screw you.
Amazong Book :) 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
um... -Augustus Waters
Gatorade 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That face in the last frame...
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Found snape in a coffee shop 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Or possibly Neil Gaiman with a swelled nose.
John Green everybody 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Not a pulitzer prize winner...yet.
Humanity is in danger 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Aristotle was wrong about just about everything he ever thought about...
Lifelong Struggle 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
BOTH
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True face of Jesus. 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
...most americans? Really? Most americans will just sit wherever their damn plane ticket says they sit, no matter who is in the seat next to them.
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Post yours! 137 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"He saw again the white angel." so basically, exactly what's happening right now.
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Last wish 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is an Onion article.
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Interesting words 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
MIIIIIITCH!!!
I see you were turning 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Hank made it to Funsubstance!
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Brutal 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
8th amendment
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Random Cool Facts 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Whenever I see a list like this I always imagine at least one is complete bullshit...
Praise white Jesus! 31 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And who the hell cares? Honestly. You know that in Africa Jesus is black, and in Asia he's asian, and in mexico he's hispanic? People make Jesus whatever ethnicity they need him to be to help them better understand his message.
Protect yourself 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Nope. Sorry. Not buying your stupid, pro-gun fear-mongering today.
Why are b**bs s*xual 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I once spent over an hour trying to come up with an actual answer for this question. I got nothing.
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Coupon game so raw 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's all about where you live. In Texas, stores never owe you money. You can work it down to zero, but you'll never get money back.
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Shakespeare's Star Wars, this is a real thing 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They did this with The Big Lewbowski too. "Two Gentlemen of Lewbowski" is the title.
Every time my roommate wakes me up for a stupid reason 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
So I'm not the only one who crushes skulls between my hands when this happens?
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Still didn't know what happened 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
So... we're ripping off John Mulaney stand-up now?
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Something about Star Wars 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And that, kids, is how you troll.
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Nicklery 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Jefferson was not a "non-believer", he was a Deist. He believed in a God that created the Universe, set it into motion, and then left to do other things. He totally believed in God, just not in a lot of Christian teaching.
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Grandmas 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's actually a pretty good movie, as far as cheesy b-movie action goes. Plus it stars Ron Howard!
As a colorado resident, what it's like every time I turn on the news 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is a fantaaaastic picture.
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Life changing quotes 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
THIS IS F**KING STUPID
Blood vessels in the human body 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen in my life.
A fine, upstanding gentleman 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's because all that matters is that God loves you just the way you are.
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I never noticed this 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
THANK YOU for sourcing Cracked.
I never noticed this 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
THANK YOU
Time to take out my gun 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Just remember, that's going to cause your son to die of disease as he will gain none of the immunities your breast milk passes on.
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Good guy Leif Ericson 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Erikson.
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The truth about airports and hospitals 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think a wedding hall is just called a church...
Just say it 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I love John Mulaney.
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I miss the far side comics. Simple and funny. 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I have this comic in a book of Far Side comics.
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Our society is doomed 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This sign is from a Cracked.com photoshop contest. It's not real.
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Tim burton's phone 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Where's the button for Danny Elfman? If we're talking constant collaborations, Elfman knocks them both out of the park.
Book slappers 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Thank you for this gem, Cracked.com.
Milestone in surveillance systems 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I was going to write a comment about how the whole NSA thing had been going on since GW Bush, but I think the point has already been made.
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Hardcore Disney Princesses 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks hardcore jane from tarzan is freaking hot.
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Musical standards have fallen far 47 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My sister must have posted this... these are her favorite bands. Except for the last one.
The inside fight 33 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I've got three wolves inside me. Good, Evil, and Moon Moon.
I feed Moon Moon the most.
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Movie Facts 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Picture from #4 is wrong, asshole. That's the 90s Dredd with Sly Stallone.
An inconvenient truth 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
who is this genius i must know
When I don't get my own way 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
this is from rat race. i haven't seen that movie in five years. i will now go watch that movie again. thank you, funsubstance.
Most heroic guy ever 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
this man has spine, balls, guts, and any other bodily manifestation of manliness.
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Reading The Fault In Our Stars 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
French the Llama, this is true.
Velvet lamborghini 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
just waiting for that first bird to take a dump on it.
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Why didn't I figure out this earlier? 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
In the credits, her name is actually spelled "Cera". As in, Triceratops.
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