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Y'all have a nice day now 26 comments
guest · 4 years ago
AR-15 does not have select fire. Assault rifles by definition have select fire. WTF is an "assault weapon"? A hammer is an assault weapon if you smack someone with it.
Idiots.
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Waking up and having the sun in your face 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Why would you have a picture of a pill bottle on your wall?
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Disgusting 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Ketchup and Tabasco sauce.
*vroom* def not a prius 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Newer ones can run battery only for 11 or 22 mi depending on the year.
If God could speak to us 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The word you're looking for is "Churchians"
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I'm a mix of 2 and 3 40 comments
guest · 4 years ago
SPIN AND TUCK MASTER RACE reporting in.
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Missed my calling 22 comments
guest · 4 years ago
So deep it's meaningless.
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Canada is beautiful 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I have drunk stumbled down that street many times.
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IMPORTANT POST THIS IS NOT A JOKE 146 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Holy shit you all are complete and utter RETARDS.
They agreed! 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
How many of you felt about Star Wars - I feel about Deadpool.
Video game difficulty 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Right, it makes no sense. Unemployed is stressful, part time is awesome but poor, full time is grinding but not poor.
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For one more minute we're on this earth 24 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Bullshit statistic is bullshit.
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Chill satan 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Climate change happened.
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This made my day 18 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Thing that never happened #4978.
Men's bathroom at Disney Frozen on Ice 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Men have stronger bladders, and I doubt beer is sold there.
This should be put up at every hotel 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
As a hotel employee I would like to ask you to please bathe your dog before staying.
Also dogs don't yell at our front desk staff over stupid shit either.
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Inspiring 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
And you'll completely ruin a perfectly good hobby.
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Help make America great again 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Deport political shills.
Can this actually happen? 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The parasites kill the host.
This is how I will remember 2015 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
2015 was full retard, 2016 will be known as the year we went turnip.
This man 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
wasn't funny when it was new, 30 odd years ago.
Simpsons guessed the future of movies in 2009 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I would watch the crap out of The Chipmunks with rabies.
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Winter in Europe be like 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You're correct, it is an El Nino year.
Cthulhu. 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
HP Lovecraft has been deemed problematic by the SJWs at the World Fantasy Award. You have been warned. Cthulhu is no longer Politically Correct.
I'm from Sweden and this really makes no sense to me 135 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Because the people who support him absolutely despise the mainstream media, political elitists and assorted useful idiots saying all the negative things about him. It's not that they particularly like him for the most part.
Truth about modern education 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
One of my co-workers is a 2nd year university student, doesn't know what a verb is.
Sad and True 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
1695 people upvoted this ignorance. I weep for our species. OP, you're an idiot and you should feel bad but you won't because you're special.
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Amen! 37 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Having worked with educated idiot adult children I wholeheartedly agree with this.
You can imagine how my life is going & don't know how to solve this 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
First one could be a kickass rat rod.
Fun things are fun 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Blow air into their eyes.
I dont know how to feel about this 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Whatever you do, don't drink or do drugs while on them, and especially don't quit taking them(antidepressants) suddenly. And really really don't drink and or do drugs the same time you quit taking the AD meds suddenly. Some people might romanticize insanity; having done what I just told you, I don't .
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To this day, still the greatest troll of all time 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Getting Oprah Winfrey to say "over 9000 penises" was up there.
OH NO 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Star Wars is PG 13 sooo ditch the kids with Alvin. Genius.
American Psycho poses with Christian Bale 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The best part is I can't tell if a Democrat or Republican shill posted this. Which is why he's so popular.
Hail the almighty foreskin 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Child mutilation is what circumcision is. Cut off the ear lobes and go to prison for child abuse. Cutting off a piece of penis is normal how?
b*tch. 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I didn't know pepe memes were based on a person.
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Job hunting again 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Or maybe the employer doesn't want a 22 yr old.
Now it's all about money and women 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Fuck the police?
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Points 30 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Not all gun owners shoot people.
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She must have had an epidural, but still . . 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The gullibility level here is too damn high.
What did you major in? 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Still a better major than Gender Studies.
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and this is why we wear safety equipment 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It just goes to show that some people will believe anything. Be careful though, you might get labeled a "watermelon head denier"
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Bing gets no love 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Feeling superior to others based on the search engine you use- priceless.
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Accurate? 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I still can't figure out how a shit swastika is racially motivated. Isn't that cultural appropriation?
Priorites 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And 0 water reservoirs.
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Should have did this during childhood 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
ditto
A healthy future? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or, you know, you could just eat less fructose. (and out the window i go)
Oh the Irony #DontboycottstarwarsVII 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It was planned out on reddit.
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This could be real 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm still using the model that came after that one.
Come on 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Computer keyboard???! that thing better have carpal tunnel massage or something.
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