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As a redhead I can sadly say that even in the summer I'm barely more tan than that (T_T)

Natural selection.

The minions are awesome Simpson Penises.

Why don't the girl's bikini top and bottom match.

Me and my friends were once playing in the empty field behind our school and I fall on the only sewer grate on the half acre slid and almost all the skin on my right half of my calf was scraped off.

My favorite celebrity is Heath Ledger. This does not work... Perhaps I could settle for Anthony Hopkins.

I didn't.

I don't always wear tye-dye, but when I do, I look FABULOUS~!!!!!

The first one is bullshit for us atheists... But it's still a nice story.

You have children convinced you're huge when really you're only on the smaller side of medium?

I was genuinely sad until the whole celebrating thing.

THIS. IS. NIVRVANA.

... There's this restaurant in Flordia near where my grandparents live and I always get Mahi-Mahi. Next time as go, I'm gonna say "I'd like fish fish please"

Oriental!

My fiancée was in friend zone for 2 years... We started going out in 9th grade :)

I was depressed once to, almost but not quite to this point. Then we moved. And now I have a chosen few good friends and a boyfriend :)

I know, I'm like hmmm... Walmart... Well, I think my senior prom dress still fits me! And the next day I'm like, meh... McDonalds... I'll where these pajama bottoms and umm... Well, this tank top only has 3 holes in it...

I don't really like the Beatles personally, but I stillrecognize that they were GOOD. I don't like them, but I do respect them.

My reading class after reading the Hunger Games did our own version of the hunger games. I was head game maker. My boyfriend was a tribute for district 9... I am now convinced I am a horrible person.

And voting

I WANTS!!!!!

They own the rights to make toys for Disney and Nickelodean. Many others as well.

His company now makes Justin Beiber and Hannah Montanan toys.

Jack Friedman, inventor of the pool noodle, died March 2010

I didn't think he killed himself when I first read this... I thought he just transferred schools... THANKS A WHOLE FUCKING LOT FUNSUBSTANCE COMMENTS!!!

I wish we still had the old bottles for the pepsi.

We could use this for people on death row

As an actress I personally use voice memos a lot to try and figure out exactly how I should deliver my lines (what to put emphases on, what emotion, where to put pauses etc.)

I join! \(^.^)/

At least now something associated with One Direction will now be flushed down a toilet.

I wish ya'll didn't make fun of Japan so much. It's funny sometimes, and almost always harmless, but still. Anime animals are actually normally pretty cute :)

This would be my grandma but she is from china so it would be awesomer cuz it would be said with an accent.

Wait, wait, wait. This is a real thing in Europe!? REALLY!?

Just think about whoever wrote that line, like, he could've been depressed or something and this was his way of getting it out. Like "Okay why shouldn't Ariel go to the human world... Ummm... Ummm... I guess the human world kind of sucks- THAT'S IT!!!"

My aunt is pregnant and she had a dream about how a yellow light is ignored and she cries whenever someone mentions yellow lights now. I was also pregnant at the time she had the dream, and I'm ashamed to say I cried with her.

Aaaaaawwwww!!! *girly meltdown* I hope me and my fiancée are as good parents as them :D

*with effort to be skinny like exercising daily and eating in a certain calorie, fat, and sodium range.

We have some Mexicans in our school and they're all at LEAST on the bigger end of chubby... I consider myself slightly chubby but it seems like everyone I know is either SUPER skinny with no effort or SUPER fat, also with no effort. And then every once in a while there is someone like me who is chubby with effort... I really wonder why this happens.

OMG when he said he knew a carpenter and the other guy said Jesus, it made me think of the Johny Cash song Jesus was a carpenter!!! Also I apologize if he truly was a carpenter as I am atheist and know little of the bible stories, sorry.

... Is she serious? I'm American, and I have known what that was since I was about 8 or 9... Is this person really serious? How did she survive to adult to even think that there would be an unusually short water fountain IN A BATHROOM, not outside of, but IN a bathroom, with its own roll of toilet paper!!?

OMG I seriously think I know the person in the knife photo! She's one of the most snobby and unintelligent people I know.