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Joker's makeup problems solved 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
One day, he's goes off crazier than usual... He grabs the mascara
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Welcome to my life 33 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yes.
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First person to have twins 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That ain't how it works hun...
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Forever blaming Winter 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
As a redhead I can sadly say that even in the summer I'm barely more tan than that (T_T)
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One of these is not like the other 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Natural selection.
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Who wouldn't want a minion? 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The minions are awesome Simpson Penises.
Best photobomb ever 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why don't the girl's bikini top and bottom match.
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Dangerous weapon 30 comments
guest · 10 years ago
However it could be helped by the fact that I walk on my tip goes all the time out of habit.
Dangerous weapon 30 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I can run in heels that big... Everyone says it's really weird.
Wood chips in parks 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Me and my friends were once playing in the empty field behind our school and I fall on the only sewer grate on the half acre slid and almost all the skin on my right half of my calf was scraped off.
sмσσтн ℓιкε вυттα 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My favorite celebrity is Heath Ledger. This does not work... Perhaps I could settle for Anthony Hopkins.
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ωαιт, εxcυsε мε 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I didn't.
Embarrassing? Please 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't always wear tye-dye, but when I do, I look FABULOUS~!!!!!
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Very true 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The first one is bullshit for us atheists... But it's still a nice story.
Sunburn on your d*ck 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You have children convinced you're huge when really you're only on the smaller side of medium?
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And then the fight started… 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I was genuinely sad until the whole celebrating thing.
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I heard you like classic gaming 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
THIS. IS. NIVRVANA.
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The mahi-mahi, or fish fish 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
... There's this restaurant in Flordia near where my grandparents live and I always get Mahi-Mahi. Next time as go, I'm gonna say "I'd like fish fish please"
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Rich people problems 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oriental!
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Friendzoned list 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My fiancée was in friend zone for 2 years... We started going out in 9th grade :)
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don't 99 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I was depressed once to, almost but not quite to this point. Then we moved. And now I have a chosen few good friends and a boyfriend :)
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How I dress 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I know, I'm like hmmm... Walmart... Well, I think my senior prom dress still fits me! And the next day I'm like, meh... McDonalds... I'll where these pajama bottoms and umm... Well, this tank top only has 3 holes in it...
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It's true 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't really like the Beatles personally, but I stillrecognize that they were GOOD. I don't like them, but I do respect them.
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I'm a clumsy son of a gun 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My reading class after reading the Hunger Games did our own version of the hunger games. I was head game maker. My boyfriend was a tribute for district 9... I am now convinced I am a horrible person.
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Only the people who know how to raise a child should be parents 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And voting
You better not cry 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm 13 and I have a free phone off Verizon, that I love, how did you get an iPhone!? I seriously had a no is when I was 11!
Beautiful dog 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I WANTS!!!!!
Your dreams are not silly 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They own the rights to make toys for Disney and Nickelodean. Many others as well.
Your dreams are not silly 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
His company now makes Justin Beiber and Hannah Montanan toys.
Your dreams are not silly 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Jack Friedman, inventor of the pool noodle, died March 2010
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Meaningless waste 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He was talking about the actual picture, not your joke. Calm yourself.
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Always the quiet ones 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I didn't think he killed himself when I first read this... I thought he just transferred schools... THANKS A WHOLE FUCKING LOT FUNSUBSTANCE COMMENTS!!!
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Puberty done right 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I wish we still had the old bottles for the pepsi.
A fun death 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
We could use this for people on death row
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If you've had an iPhone for a while 33 comments
guest · 10 years ago
As an actress I personally use voice memos a lot to try and figure out exactly how I should deliver my lines (what to put emphases on, what emotion, where to put pauses etc.)
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Quiet atheists 34 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I join! \(^.^)/
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A good One Direction product 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
At least now something associated with One Direction will now be flushed down a toilet.
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What I found on my Tumblr. *laughingfacepam* 24 comments
guest · 10 years ago
In this anime called Hetalia one character say "Dumbledora the explora" when doing a spell to summon Satan. Then the Russia in human form comes out of the portal.
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WTF school?! 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!
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Normal, Japanese and American Animals 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I wish ya'll didn't make fun of Japan so much. It's funny sometimes, and almost always harmless, but still. Anime animals are actually normally pretty cute :)
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Old people can be awesome sometimes 36 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This would be my grandma but she is from china so it would be awesomer cuz it would be said with an accent.
What the hell is bagged milk? 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Wait, wait, wait. This is a real thing in Europe!? REALLY!?
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Sebastian knew it all along 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Just think about whoever wrote that line, like, he could've been depressed or something and this was his way of getting it out. Like "Okay why shouldn't Ariel go to the human world... Ummm... Ummm... I guess the human world kind of sucks- THAT'S IT!!!"
Yellow light feels 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My aunt is pregnant and she had a dream about how a yellow light is ignored and she cries whenever someone mentions yellow lights now. I was also pregnant at the time she had the dream, and I'm ashamed to say I cried with her.
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Neil Patrick Harris and his family 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Aaaaaawwwww!!! *girly meltdown* I hope me and my fiancée are as good parents as them :D
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'Murica ain't the world's fastest nation anymore 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*with effort to be skinny like exercising daily and eating in a certain calorie, fat, and sodium range.
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'Murica ain't the world's fastest nation anymore 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
We have some Mexicans in our school and they're all at LEAST on the bigger end of chubby... I consider myself slightly chubby but it seems like everyone I know is either SUPER skinny with no effort or SUPER fat, also with no effort. And then every once in a while there is someone like me who is chubby with effort... I really wonder why this happens.
30 rock 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
OMG when he said he knew a carpenter and the other guy said Jesus, it made me think of the Johny Cash song Jesus was a carpenter!!! Also I apologize if he truly was a carpenter as I am atheist and know little of the bible stories, sorry.
Drinking fountains in Europe 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
... Is she serious? I'm American, and I have known what that was since I was about 8 or 9... Is this person really serious? How did she survive to adult to even think that there would be an unusually short water fountain IN A BATHROOM, not outside of, but IN a bathroom, with its own roll of toilet paper!!?
Cute couples and shit comp 28 comments
guest · 10 years ago
OMG I seriously think I know the person in the knife photo! She's one of the most snobby and unintelligent people I know.
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