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It *is* a reservoir of water...which is stored in the fat.
Also, the pic is of a dromedary, not a camel.

It would be a good idea to read the thing so that when someone says "It's in the Bible," you know the whole story. Some things that are "in the Bible"caused punishment for the person, so just cuz it's there doesn't mean you should do it (e.g., conceiving an heir with your wife's maid because you think your wife can't get pregnant). Also, there are plenty of people who *do* go by it as the Word of God, but actually know that "an eye for an eye" was an Old Testament restriction against someone harming another more severely than he was harmed. Plus, Jesus said to forgive your enemies.
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Just because you don't like XYZ that's in the Bible doesn't make it false.

Another lesson to learn from our dogs: Imperfect temperature/condition-->Can you do anything about it? If no, then enjoy the hell out of what's there instead of bemoaning what's not.

OK...six hours of driving to pretend to talk to someone who isn't there? Dude, just stay home and talk to her picture or scarf or something.

So just how did the US start WW1 or WW2? Plus, who rebuilt Europe after WW2 instead of just taking reparations?(If you do't know, google Marshall Plan.)
The way England and France won WW1--by making Germany pay war reparations--is one of the causes of WW2.

Unfortunately, most cities don't have every place you want to go along one straight line.

Also, this is (unfortunately) a good example of someone not taking his ow advice, no matter how good it was or how clever a sound bite it makes for the internet.

Think about it: Do you want to go to a doctor who never did any homework? How about fly in a plane or work in a building designed by engineers who didn't have to study very hard?

1. I totally anticipated this, because nobody asks this kind of question without there being a twist.
2. I have jumped out of a plane in flight "without a parachute."
...I had TWO parachutes, counting the reserve, so if you want to be literal, there are a few ways to make the "trick" work.

Put another way, "I hate violence and abuse so strongly that I want to hurt and abuse people."

The sun is nature's light source.

...and all the kids who ignored him or treated him like crap had perfectly justifiable reasons...just like we all do for the way we treat others who are different.

I look down on people who think they're cool for smoking weed.

How dare that bitch mom lie to you! She may feed, clothe, house, and transport you, but that's no excuse for not giving you everything you want! Next, that selfish harpie will probably not let you upgrade your phone (which she provides you) as soon as the contract on your old one is up. The nerve!

Downside of that: If the guy waiting in the wings to be the next leader is just as evil but not as stupid.

My guess is that the butterfly didn't know any difference, and figured ALL creatures metamorphosed into something totally different after one year.

Yes, it *is* closed minded and lazy thinking to say "Gays are this way" or "Gays do this..."
Sort of like claiming "Republicans say..."

Dad humor squared.

Add surround sound and really immerse yourself in the pr0n.

Politically incorrect explanation: lack of certain demographics results in low crime and much less violent crime.

Touching. I always follow what "athletes" from a fake sport say.

Most of you have misinterpreted "Friendzone." The real residents are the guys who pay the girl's way "as a friend," get to hear her dump about her relationship woes and struggles with other girls, rub her back, get asked to provide feedback on hair/clothes/makeup, and never have a chance to be considered BF material. Plenty guys see they're in the Friendzone and don't back out, so some blame goes on them.

We engineers say to go bother the lawyers that won't let us bring things to production if they can be misused and lead to a law suit, even when some dumb@$$ hurts himself doing things completely out of the realm of common sense, because all a plaintiff's attorney has to do is make 12 people feel sorry enough for his client.

We engineers say to go bother the lawyers that won't let us bring things to production if they can be misused and lead to a law suit, even when some dumb@$$ hurts himself doing things completely out of the realm of common sense, because all a plaintiff's attorney has to do is make 12 people feel sorry enough for his client.

"I took a 'cash out refi,' and used the home equity money to buy an Escalade and go on an expensive vacation, but now I need the government to bail me out because the greedy bankers caused me to have a mortgage that is more than my home is worth."

OK, Europe, why didn't YOU step in and end world hunger for just one year. If it's that easy, you could have found 1/30 the cost of a war *somewhere* in your budgets..

Alternatively, don't threaten people with a knife of any size.

Or to come at it from a different angle:
-Let's expect white people to do everything
-Let's complain about white people not getting enough done for everyone else.
I don't see anybody bitching about the Chinese or Indians, and that's HALF the world's population.

"Bitch slapped the US in the war of 1812" That war was about preventing Britain from re-conquering the US. Once that was accomplished, it didn't try to expand by attacking its northern neighbor...that equates to "bitch slapped?" Plus, Canada treated ITS Natives the same way that we criticize the US for doing. But, I guess that one can brag with impunity to those who don't know anything.

It's like he's looking at a flat depiction of life rather than life for real...like he's transfixed by staring at that screen...errr, wall.

The guy who wrote that is dead, as are his children, and possibly his grandchildren.

No worse a spotter than Groot.

It's not five *different* ways if two of the five are the same.

Imagining a coworker being upset about someone interrupting his tunes with a question about work...

Well, a good advertiser should be able to pull it off.

Initial State: Need a lot of stimulus, have a lot of windows/tabs open. Even have the anticipation of receiving some...errrr..."novelty toys."
Final State: Do not need all that stuff going on.

He looks like a Muppet.

In the future, the name will be changed to avoid all those stupid jokes.
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It's new name will be Urectum.

So what's the alternative...have the World Cup in a country that can't afford to build the stadiums and hotels needed?

Maybe because in rap music, it's not called copying or stealing, but "sampling."

OMG! My dog is going up to that rattlesnake!
I'd better take a pic in case he does something cute.

So, she is a bad@$$ in real life...not just playing one in a show.

The first demonstration is to make a point. The second is to be fun for the participants. "Oh look how fabulous we are...we're PROTESTING!"
Look at protests of racial inequality "then and now." One was risking discomfort and injury of the protesters (water hoses, beatings) vs today's "protests" which involve looting and setting fire to the businesses which they claim don't provide enough jobs for the community.

I have four kids from high school to college, and I am totally down wit dis.

I don't think too much of her artwork on the album cover. Meh, she probably doesn't have perfect teeth either.

Right. One kind of virus changing into another variety of the same virus is the same an an amoeba changing into a vertebrate.

It's supposed to cover another shirt.

What I see from this: Better information, so we can more effectively address both depression and suicide by knowing how people tend to act.
What many others apparently see: Men are better than women / Women are better than men.
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WTF?

was prolly too high to effectively fight back, then once gramps got a couple good shots in, it was all over

Here are the *Lab* tests!