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Camel's humps do not store water. They are mounds of fat 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It *is* a reservoir of water...which is stored in the fat.
Also, the pic is of a dromedary, not a camel.
Living in the Bible-belt here 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It would be a good idea to read the thing so that when someone says "It's in the Bible," you know the whole story. Some things that are "in the Bible"caused punishment for the person, so just cuz it's there doesn't mean you should do it (e.g., conceiving an heir with your wife's maid because you think your wife can't get pregnant). Also, there are plenty of people who *do* go by it as the Word of God, but actually know that "an eye for an eye" was an Old Testament restriction against someone harming another more severely than he was harmed. Plus, Jesus said to forgive your enemies.
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Just because you don't like XYZ that's in the Bible doesn't make it false.
Husky during the seasons 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Another lesson to learn from our dogs: Imperfect temperature/condition-->Can you do anything about it? If no, then enjoy the hell out of what's there instead of bemoaning what's not.
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I almost got mad at this guy, but then... 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OK...six hours of driving to pretend to talk to someone who isn't there? Dude, just stay home and talk to her picture or scarf or something.
As a concerned Hungarian 61 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So just how did the US start WW1 or WW2? Plus, who rebuilt Europe after WW2 instead of just taking reparations?(If you do't know, google Marshall Plan.)
The way England and France won WW1--by making Germany pay war reparations--is one of the causes of WW2.
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We keep it simple. (Helsinki, Finland) 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Unfortunately, most cities don't have every place you want to go along one straight line.
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Relativity 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also, this is (unfortunately) a good example of someone not taking his ow advice, no matter how good it was or how clever a sound bite it makes for the internet.
Patio 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Think about it: Do you want to go to a doctor who never did any homework? How about fly in a plane or work in a building designed by engineers who didn't have to study very hard?
always ask questions 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
1. I totally anticipated this, because nobody asks this kind of question without there being a twist.
2. I have jumped out of a plane in flight "without a parachute."
...I had TWO parachutes, counting the reserve, so if you want to be literal, there are a few ways to make the "trick" work.
best idea ever 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Put another way, "I hate violence and abuse so strongly that I want to hurt and abuse people."
Pepper spray 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The sun is nature's light source.
Inspiring story of Eminem 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...and all the kids who ignored him or treated him like crap had perfectly justifiable reasons...just like we all do for the way we treat others who are different.
Just my opinion 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I look down on people who think they're cool for smoking weed.
A true way to get revenge. 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How dare that bitch mom lie to you! She may feed, clothe, house, and transport you, but that's no excuse for not giving you everything you want! Next, that selfish harpie will probably not let you upgrade your phone (which she provides you) as soon as the contract on your old one is up. The nerve!
He has a point 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Downside of that: If the guy waiting in the wings to be the next leader is just as evil but not as stupid.
Just imagine the butterfly. I laughed so hard 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My guess is that the butterfly didn't know any difference, and figured ALL creatures metamorphosed into something totally different after one year.
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Stay positive ;) 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes, it *is* closed minded and lazy thinking to say "Gays are this way" or "Gays do this..."
Sort of like claiming "Republicans say..."
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GRANDad joke 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dad humor squared.
Hi, grandpa! 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Add surround sound and really immerse yourself in the pr0n.
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In switzerland 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Politically incorrect explanation: lack of certain demographics results in low crime and much less violent crime.
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legend 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Touching. I always follow what "athletes" from a fake sport say.
I'm tired of hearing about these "friendzone victims" 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Most of you have misinterpreted "Friendzone." The real residents are the guys who pay the girl's way "as a friend," get to hear her dump about her relationship woes and struggles with other girls, rub her back, get asked to provide feedback on hair/clothes/makeup, and never have a chance to be considered BF material. Plenty guys see they're in the Friendzone and don't back out, so some blame goes on them.
Do some research, please 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
We engineers say to go bother the lawyers that won't let us bring things to production if they can be misused and lead to a law suit, even when some [email protected]$$ hurts himself doing things completely out of the realm of common sense, because all a plaintiff's attorney has to do is make 12 people feel sorry enough for his client.
Do some research, please 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
We engineers say to go bother the lawyers that won't let us bring things to production if they can be misused and lead to a law suit, even when some [email protected]$$ hurts himself doing things completely out of the realm of common sense, because all a plaintiff's attorney has to do is make 12 people feel sorry enough for his client.
Banks 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"I took a 'cash out refi,' and used the home equity money to buy an Escalade and go on an expensive vacation, but now I need the government to bail me out because the greedy bankers caused me to have a mortgage that is more than my home is worth."
The cost of war 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OK, Europe, why didn't YOU step in and end world hunger for just one year. If it's that easy, you could have found 1/30 the cost of a war *somewhere* in your budgets..
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Murica cops 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Alternatively, don't threaten people with a knife of any size.
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3rd world countries be like 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or to come at it from a different angle:
-Let's expect white people to do everything
-Let's complain about white people not getting enough done for everyone else.
I don't see anybody bitching about the Chinese or Indians, and that's HALF the world's population.
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Interesting Canada facts 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Bitch slapped the US in the war of 1812" That war was about preventing Britain from re-conquering the US. Once that was accomplished, it didn't try to expand by attacking its northern neighbor...that equates to "bitch slapped?" Plus, Canada treated ITS Natives the same way that we criticize the US for doing. But, I guess that one can brag with impunity to those who don't know anything.
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Sad or the saddest thing ever? 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's like he's looking at a flat depiction of life rather than life for real...like he's transfixed by staring at that screen...errr, wall.
Oldest trick in the book 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The guy who wrote that is dead, as are his children, and possibly his grandchildren.
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Goddamn you Rex 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No worse a spotter than Groot.
The great simpsons 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's not five *different* ways if two of the five are the same.
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It never fails 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Imagining a coworker being upset about someone interrupting his tunes with a question about work...
This one kinda stood out to me 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, a good advertiser should be able to pull it off.
I think I have a problem 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Initial State: Need a lot of stimulus, have a lot of windows/tabs open. Even have the anticipation of receiving some...errrr..."novelty toys."
Final State: Do not need all that stuff going on.
He's Like A Completely Different Person 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He looks like a Muppet.
Interesting 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In the future, the name will be changed to avoid all those stupid jokes.
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It's new name will be Urectum.
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FIFA right now 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So what's the alternative...have the World Cup in a country that can't afford to build the stadiums and hotels needed?
Dr. Dre is a hypocrite 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe because in rap music, it's not called copying or stealing, but "sampling."
Why he lick me? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OMG! My dog is going up to that rattlesnake!
I'd better take a pic in case he does something cute.
What my fellow "feminists" should have been talking about this weekend 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So, she is a [email protected]$$ in real life...not just playing one in a show.
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But seriously guys, tone it down 50 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The first demonstration is to make a point. The second is to be fun for the participants. "Oh look how fabulous we are...we're PROTESTING!"
Look at protests of racial inequality "then and now." One was risking discomfort and injury of the protesters (water hoses, beatings) vs today's "protests" which involve looting and setting fire to the businesses which they claim don't provide enough jobs for the community.
The best part of getting older 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have four kids from high school to college, and I am totally down wit dis.
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What do you wanna do with your life? 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't think too much of her artwork on the album cover. Meh, she probably doesn't have perfect teeth either.
Shots fired! 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Right. One kind of virus changing into another variety of the same virus is the same an an amoeba changing into a vertebrate.
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Clothes nowadays 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's supposed to cover another shirt.
It doesn't add up 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What I see from this: Better information, so we can more effectively address both depression and suicide by knowing how people tend to act.
What many others apparently see: Men are better than women / Women are better than men.
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WTF?
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congratulations gregory. 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
was prolly too high to effectively fight back, then once gramps got a couple good shots in, it was all over
Diligent employees. This definitely helps the business 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Here are the *Lab* tests!
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