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unnecessary sex scenes in movies 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Mr. Robot, ep 3
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Love in russian 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*looks left and right*
*whispers*
I'm interested
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We know 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What about the dreaded nut shot? Isn't that more painful?
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The Slide Option 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How many people would be late to everything because you would just e going up and down these things over and over?
Awww YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is very accurate
German problems 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No sir. Just stop.
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I simply CRAVE this 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I just realized. I am an adult. I could go buy that!
*looks at college debt* "oh shut up"
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Which would you choose? 50 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*Mexican music plays*
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Either you're flirting around or they don't trust you 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oooorrrr passwords, ya kno
Wife is impawsible to please 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
First time I saw it I nearly went into Kodiak arrest.
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So a giant minion blocked a road in dublin today... 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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I have a f*ck to give 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The thought, "we need to go deeper", comes to mind
Which would you choose? 50 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Mansion, then my friends and I could live there and play video games.
At least when they mean "free", I hope they mean fully tax free.
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When scientists found a way to possibly end mosquitoes 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There is one problem. Mosquitoes are food for other creatures. You know, he food chains some of us made when in school? Yeah. Literal food for animal thought.
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Was this man a time traveler? 37 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They know...
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Such party much food 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
who needs human friends anyway?
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Well, that was unexpected 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
it's snickering
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Some human oddities 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The bathroom could be view as a place to clean yourself, both inside and out.
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Those were dark places 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So.... Nothing then. We would be sitting in a dark theatre for an hour.
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How the signs treat each other 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Cancer: nice to everyone until you piss us off... Then fear a calm man's rage.
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Picked a random one out of my gallery. I don't know what it is 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How on earth would you get a traditional thong on the pavement while wearing it? Aggressive teabagging?
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I Don't Know About This Place 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Your going to Hogwartz and you will like it!
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Why Fury doesn't share 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is why you don't get my nice things.
Or
This is why you don't have nice things
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SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK... wait 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Or, sleep could be the best medicine, since you could have broken every bone in your body, but a nice nap will fix that.
The last button comes with a surprise 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Machine: "You fucking asked for it".
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My reaction to people hiding behind religion 69 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Starting a long thread 101:
Section 1: Flame Wars
Paragraph 1: Religion
In case you need a little bit of Shia labeouf 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The more you look more Shias you see
I'd watch it 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Where is this? ABC, TNT get in on this!
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What are thoooose! 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I laughed too much at this. My sister is looking like I need help
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Err... I'll take your word for it 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That is terrifying
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You're not helping, Wikipedia 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Do you want to hide the body?
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Tummy tickles is happiness 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Awwww!
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Too friendly 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
when the demon is nicer than your dad...
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Destroy! 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A first on tumblr
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we all really want pear phones! 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They're pearfect.
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So they just came out with thin Oreos.... 46 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is an outrage. First they make cookies smaller, and then this? When will the madness end?!
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That one kid 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Everyone in the yearbook photo went on to become main characters.
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Curious cat 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hey cat, do she got da booty?
Shocking photo from the back of professor Oak's lab 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"I mean after you evolve them."
-same guest just different post
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Shocking photo from the back of professor Oak's lab 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*cuts open bag and takes them all* "ad that kids is how you win the Pokemon league with a full team of charizards. "
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So my mom just sent me this 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Truth
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Coulson's Casefile 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Coulson is probably to shy to ask Captain America to sign his work, so he stands akwardly in this shot.
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Slight homosexual. 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That could mean so many things. So many things.
Science thugs 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Viva la Pluto!
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Sleep over disaster plans 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Guard Legos? Legos are part of the traps, huehuehuehuehue
Everyone hates England 38 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What did England do? *opens to first page of world history book* "everything."
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What happens in aisle 15 stays in aisle 15 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Fifteen shades of Home Depot.
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Rubber man 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
In response to the title:
Gomu-Gomu no... BAND!!!
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You done goofed 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Now we will never know what this comment was. It could have been great, bad, good, sad, or like my grades, mediocre, but we will never know. All we have now is a husk of an empty comment.
Zwi's Comment: 2015-2015
Never forget
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Family dinner 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Loki, did you know that there is a shwarma place down the street?
Thor, I don't want to go there.
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