Try this...put doublestuffs in the freezer for a few hours. When frozen, put a glass of milk in freezer but don't let it freeze, just get really cold. When at desired temp, drown as many oreos as you can. Let them soak a bit then use a spoon to get them out and drink the milk. Or just rip into the bag when you get home like the velociraptor you are.
I think Oreo's marketing team may have misunderstood consumers request to have a 'thin' cookie. All we really want is to eat all the Oreo's and not get fat.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS FUCKING DISGRACE? THE RATIO OF CREAM TO COOKIE WAS PERFECT BUT NOOOO!!!!! YOU THEY JUST HAD TO GO AND FUCKING RUIN IT! WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS? TO BE FUCKING HEALTHY OR SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT? IF YOU WANT TO BE HEALTHY DON'T FUCKING EAT OREOS THEN!!!
Like lynch me but say if you don't have milk and you want a tasty cookie that won't gum up your mouth as much.
*pulls out popcorn*
I mean, us Time Lords should stick together...
^_^
And eats it all* :)
THERE ARE TWO PERCHUS??
PERCHU'S BACK!
*fanboys/girls both internally and outernally*
(btw it's externally, not outernally.... sorry I had to)