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When you live in kansas 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I live in Kansas and I can confirm this. We also go outside and watch when it's hailing too
He is the anime! 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
yoOOOOOO
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Pureblood slytherin hermione 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
#SlytherinNation
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All this blood from a nose bleed 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Explosive nosebleed maybe? Mother of god
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Because of that 50 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's...that's harsh
So peple like organic food 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
....wait a Minute
So peple like organic food 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I thought that was water my whole life but I guess I was wrong
Staircase made entirely out of salt 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I want to kick it over
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Not good USA, not good 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If guns kill people, then spoons are making people fat.
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That quad-yolker 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I wonder if the yolks would stay in quadrants and A) make four tiny chickens, though they would probably have defects B) Fuse in the egg and make a normal chick. Or C) never hatch at all
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When the fighter is hotter than the models 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
She might, anyway. I didn't look :p
When the fighter is hotter than the models 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And, since she'll be an active fighter, she'll be lean and have some muscle. That might be the difference between models and athletes. While models may be thin, they (I put a lot of emphasis on might) MIGHT not be as muscular. Athletes can be thinner as well, but that's because they're active. She hasn't got much fat on her hips, and that's okay. She's got muscle around it, and probably makes her hips look more prominent. Cus she's got the famous "V-line."
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When the fighter is hotter than the models 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
N like guest1 said, she would be fairly lean, and I very much doubt she fights to make a body that looks pleasing to us
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When the fighter is hotter than the models 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
We can see her hip bones bbc she's fit, and she may have what we call a "V-line"
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When the fighter is hotter than the models 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yep. And those are her shoulders, too.
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I'm really proud of my butt, but the stretch marks just f*ck it up 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well just say your rear is so big your skin can't handle it...or something
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just shower thoughts 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
About the last one..
Bikini: yes, I'm wearing this on purpose so people can look at me. Look all you like!
Bra/panties: I didn't intend on people looking at me. Please don't look!
(I hoped this made a little sense lmao)
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Man lunges at UK policeman with 8" knife, man is subdued without incident 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I feel like if he was a black American he would have been shot. A lot. :/
King of the sky 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
For some reason I really really like the idea of sky whales that can fly. Like just imagine looking up and going "well hey looks like the humpbacks are migrating!"
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The world's saddest memories 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I loved this movie. Especially the soundtrack, that was amazing!!
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From the maker of After Ever After: "Movie Villian Medly" 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I watched the Harry Potter in 99 seconds one. In the Goblet of Fire, I was eating for him to sneak "DIDJA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYA?!"
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How about we make a kick in the nut simulator too? 46 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I've never given birth, but I'm thinking maybe your uterus would contract too. I'm not sure tho, it's a guess. Someone correct me if I'm wrong lol
Please no 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I've got big thighs too. It's nearly 1 AM and I've got an urge to see if I can crush a melon between my legs.
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BE LAZY EVERYONE 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't have a problem with thin people, it's when they say they're fat.
I'm over here well over a hundred pounds and I'm happy with myself. Then my thin friends (some of which have not or have hardly gotten over a hundred) come around and go "ugh my legs are gross"/"I'm so fat"
And I'm over here like thanks guys. If you're fat then that makes me obese! Thanks for the confidence booster.
Kids will do anything for boobs 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The look on her face says "my plan to take out 12 y/o white boys is working"
Hulk, the world's biggest pitbull is a proud father now 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Would a regular sized female pit be able to take him or..? Did he have to breed with like a lab or an Austrailian Shepard? Cus rn I'm seeing him like crushing the little lady pit lol oops
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Moreos. What a life 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is this the Moreo guy everyone was talking about? Cus I think this is it
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No pun intended 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Was this an intentional pun
No Promblem xD 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Madagascan hissing cockroaches I think...they can be pretty chill, actually. My science teacher has some
A noble solution to saving the rhinos 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm not saying you're wrong, you are right, actually, but what if the guy with a 3D printer hired a really good painter or something. Then the only problem could be like texture or weight, wouldn't it?
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Now ya know 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
She's got some legs woah
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Took me a while to get it 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
...what's the pun
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Lasagna 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ok my noodle is 7
I lost it
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Is there one? 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think the hunger games kinda does that? Idk I haven't seen one in awhile
roll* look* nope 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My dream had to do with me blowing up condoms like a balloon I think I need help
The thing about dimensions 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sounds like Stephen Hawking if you ask me
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Markiplier feels train 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't watch Mark...maybe I should start. :3
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p*rn actress, Sunny Lane's, managers are her parents 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't watch porn so this whole time I thought the people just started doing the nasty without like a before this started thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't watch it and thought the same thing 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I can never tell what emotion Garnet is thinking wtf them Pearl n Amethyst are lik STEVEN WHAT THE FUUU
Ed Sheeran hears his song being sung in a mall by a young girl and decides to join in 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just imagine coming home
"Mom I sang with Ed Sheeran today"
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The united states, everybody 75 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is upsetting me
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Meghan Trainor sickens me. 75 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I would scream but I don't wanna wake up my family
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Guys. its working 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As a person from the U.S. I say we call ourselves south Canada
Warm-blooded fish with a size of a car tire? WTF? 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It is not a fish... it's warm blooded... Idek
Mind Blown Again by Neil deGrasse Tyson 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is the math equivalent to
Tom Marvolo Riddle
I am Lord Voldemort
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Don't know if I'm more shocked by the bullies or his incredible bravery 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He...he has better hair than I do
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Way to go... 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
...I looked at this and thought "The Neher."
...I play too much minecraft :T
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Fluorite. It looks like a slice of the night sky 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is this what the heart of an enderman would look like?
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Women 63 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They deserved it.
You wanted equality? You got it!
-said by a girl ashamed of her gender sometimes
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If you had 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I would have exactly zero dollars
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